CDC declares Diarrhea to be a genetic disease

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/annthaknee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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CDC just announced that due to COVID people over 5’5 shouldn’t be getting together for the holidays.

I guess only small gatherings are allowed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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CDC should hire more IT people

so they can install antivirus for everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, don’t open it.

It’s Spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerB3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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CDC: β€œNo handshakes”

Jeffrey Dahmer: shuts off blender β€œAww...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Q: what kind of humor is the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?

A: inside jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron_in_sf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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CDC B.C. Looks better than CDC A.D.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syck_and_Tyred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide

They are calling it β€œWoof and Meowth disease”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-real-Morbo-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notwutiwantd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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"Microcephaly can be diagnosed during pregnancy or after the baby is born." ~ CDC

Well, duh, that's a no-brainer ( sorry to all those that took offense )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allfluffnostatic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ser_ranserotto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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How do you write "lettuce" in Romaine numerals?

I think it's something with CDC, but I'm not positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Trying to improve my dad joke repertoire

After a conversation on the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and antibiotics research: "Why is the best disease research done in cities on the coast? Because they like to See de Sea!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walkingvigil
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2014
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