CDC declares Diarrhea to be a genetic disease
It runs in your jeans
CDC just announced that due to COVID people over 5’5 shouldn’t be getting together for the holidays.
I guess only small gatherings are allowed.
CDC should hire more IT people
so they can install antivirus for everyone
If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, don’t open it.
It’s Spam
CDC: “No handshakes”
Jeffrey Dahmer: shuts off blender “Aww...”
Q: what kind of humor is the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?
A: inside jokes.
CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide
They are calling it “Woof and Meowth disease”
With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...
"Microcephaly can be diagnosed during pregnancy or after the baby is born." ~ CDC
Well, duh, that's a no-brainer ( sorry to all those that took offense )
How do you write "lettuce" in Romaine numerals?
I think it's something with CDC, but I'm not positive.
Trying to improve my dad joke repertoire
After a conversation on the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and antibiotics research: "Why is the best disease research done in cities on the coast? Because they like to See de Sea!"
