Hoc Puns

The penguin asks, "Can you tell us how you got your start?"

"Well," explains the hawk, "I used to work for an aerial photography outfit, Hawk Air."

"And that's how you got into piloting?"

"No, then I got a degree in philosophy."

"Philosophy!" exclaims the penguin. "How do you get from philosophy to piloting?"

"It's quite simple, really," nods the hawk sagely. "My professor told me what to do with my life. Post Hawk Air, go Copter Hawk."

The Latin scholar says to the bartender: "Salve! Nemo vestri hoc scriptum intelleget ergo quis se curat?"

The bartender says: "It's been a long time since you last visited Rome, hasn't it?"