Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I don't know why I'm so afraid of pressing buttons.
I just can't put my finger on it.
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “What are all these buttons for?”
“They are to keep your shirt done up” he replied.
My favorite Hollywood movie has to be “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
What kind of belly button does a car have?
What did the police officer tell his belly button?
I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button...
.....never invented anything else.
I have a tv here I’m selling, going cheap as the volume buttons don’t work
Why did the button fall of the cliff?
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
What military branch is an expert on belly buttons?
I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so I tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I'm in the hospital now waiting to see a cardyologist.
Why can't you get the buttons wet in a submersible?
Because they're submarine grade.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
I’m selling a 55” TV for JUST $1, only problem is the volume button is broken...
... I mean, how can you turn that one down!
The button is RED.
It's REDdit, not ORANGEdit.
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
Had a bargain on eBay today, brought a 65inch HD TV for £5, the only issue is the volume button doesnt work.
I thought, I cant turn that down.
He wouldn’t be let down if he didn’t push their buttons...
The chemistry teacher is always pushing my buttons in class!
I think she’s just looking for a reaction.
My calculator is missing the minus button....
But on the plus side it still works.
What’s a cats favourite button on the tv remote?
What’s green and turns red when you push a button?
My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.
Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...
... does it become a calcu-earlier?
ugh, the button "C" of my keyboard just broke
Now this is a c-rious problem
(it happened for real, help)
What kind of school do belly buttons go to?
I was in an elevator with my wife when a couple entered with their kids. I went out of my way to ask what floor they were going up to so I could push the button for them.
I wanted to prove to my wife that I was serious about raising a family.
Someone in my apartment building rearranged all the buttons on the elevator.
That was wrong on so many levels.
I bought a button with "sad" written on it...
Whenever I push it, it gets depressed!
If my car had a belly button
do you think it would have an innie or an Audi?
Almost every button has dealt with depression at some point in their lives.
The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “Wow! What are all these buttons for?”
He said, “They are used to keep your shirt closed.”
What did the officer say to his belly button?
First day as a pilot, I asked my co-pilot; “what are those buttons for?”
“To keep your shirt closed.“
my first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
copilot: they keep your shirt closed
What did the police man say to this belly button?
A great movie to watch when you are under lockdown is “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
What’s a dogs favorite button on a TV remote?
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
My favourite movie of the recent past has to be “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”
What'd the cop say to his belly button?
My calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, ...it still works.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
I have an old calculator that’s missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, it still works.
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