My wife told me that if I got her something stupid for our anniversary, she'd burn it.

So I get her a candle.

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👤︎ u/Skylantech
📅︎ Sep 28 2022
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My sister melted her gym shorts

A few years ago my sister decided to iron her gym shorts without knowing that the fabric would melt under the heat of the iron, burning a massive hole in them. She texted our dad to let him know she'd set her shorts on fire.

His reply: 'good lord, how fast were you running?'

Still makes me laugh to this day.

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👤︎ u/alcarru
📅︎ Oct 31 2016
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