A list of puns related to "No Man"
They didnβt workout.
Edited: It changed to they.
Thanks lornstar7
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
"Bargain" the man says.
"Thanks" the woman replies. "That means a great deal."
Phil.
Nobody knows
Bob.
Tony!
It wooden start.
Havenβt you read Hebrews?
Stuck.
Tony (say it out loud slowly)
I guess you could say that didn't workout.
" it's hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel"
He replied βit is nowβ.
He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"
I couldn't turn it down.
βHoney, can you hear me!?β She turned around and shouted, βFor the third time, yes I can hear you!β
Tony
EDIT: Alternate Ending
Matt
Russell
Thatβs loyalty
Well that didn't workout...
Bob
Toe-knee
Nobody nose.
Bob
Tony
Nobody knows
Toe-knee
Nobody nose!!
Nobody knows
Tony
Tony
Tony.
Nobody knows.
Bob
Matt
Tony
No body nose....
Tony
Tony
Neil
Toeknee
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