Bummer Puns

She said, “No, I meant to say that you’re a bummer.”

So proud 😢

ETA: that

Brings me down every day

I was thinking about gravity yesterday and it really brought me down.

When I got home, they were still there.

And instead it's a bunch of people being asses to each other.

What a bummer. You'd think people on r/dadjokes could act a bit more grown-up. Mark your dirty, non-dad joke jokes as NSFW or post them somewhere else. Stop pointing out again and again that those posts exist. And let's see some actual stupid, silly jokes.

Please. Whatever side you're on in this, you're being dumb. And that's the jokes job.

Mine has a crack in it

and it bombed

The turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan”

"Have you seen him? He's a tall Pakistani guy. Can't miss him." "No, sorry man." "Bummer... Yeah I've gotta catch Amal."

My fiance nearly threw her engagement ring at me for that one.

They have everything butt sex.

It's such a bummer.

It is a bummer

"Come forth and receive eternal life", but John came fifth, so all he got was a toaster.

Bummer to bummer traffic

It's really a bummer

Mom: The doctor says I have to go for a colonoscopy next week.

Dad: That's a bummer.

Such a bummer, it was my favorite article of clothing.

As we were driving, we saw a car on the side of the road that looked as if it had broken down.

Dad: I guess it wont start

Me: That looks like a bummer.

Dad: Looks more like a Mercedes Benz to me.

Dave is working at his job at the Time Travel Factory when his partner Bob comes back in his own time machine. "Come quick Dave!" he says "I just got back from the Middle Ages and have met a prince!" So Dave climbs into Bob's machine and they head to the Middle Ages.

They arrive at a castle and immediately meet the prince Bob was talking about. "Your Majesty" says Bob "Allow me to introduce my friend Dave. He works with me at the Time Traveling factory." As Dave bows, the Prince says "It is an honor to meet you my loyal subject. I am a Prince. My mother and father are Queen and King of this kingdom."

"It is even more of an honor to meet you, Your Highness" says Dave. "I have never met royalty before."

"It is indeed a rare honor for most subjects." said the prince. "Because of a strict guideline of pre-arranged marriage and inbreeding, there are only a small number of us around."

"Er...ok..." said Dave. "So tell me Prince, how vast is your kingdom."

"It is most large" said the Prince. "However my population has been dwindling lately. In recent months, I've had to behead a large number of my subjects. It fulfills my bloodlust and desire for authoritarian control by any means necessary."

Clearly uncomfortable, Dave turns to Bob and quietly says "I hate to say it, but this prince you've found is kind of a bummer."

Bob said to Dave "Well what did you expect, I told you. I have meta prince.

My sister was complaining that all she could buy for underwear was ugly ones because she has wide hips even though the rest of her is skinny. I wasn't really paying attention and said "aw yeah..that's a bummer."

She looked at me like "oh haha very funny." I was confused for a half a second until I thought about what I had just said.

Dad: Did you have your test today?

Me: Yup, evidence. It was brutal.

Dad: Bummer. "Evidently" it wasn't your favorite subject.