What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?

If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
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My dad's response to the dog poop cleaner's bad job.

We have a huge yard and 3 dogs and it takes a long time and a lot of hard work to clean up all the dog poop. We hire a company that sends people over to do it. Today, they didn't do a very good job and most of the poop was still there.

Me: That's some bullshit.

Dad: No, that's dog shit.

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