Buggy Puns

A list of puns related to "Buggy"

How do you drive a baby buggy?

How do you drive a baby buggy?
You tickle it's feet! :D

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👤︎ u/capngloval
📅︎ Feb 23 2021
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What do you call a witch who rides dune buggies?

A sand-witch.

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👤︎ u/cjjsteen3
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Do you know what drives me buggy?

Me horsey!

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👤︎ u/seliishere
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Buggy Lighting madeofmistake.com/bug-lig…
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👤︎ u/madeofmistake
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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Dadjoked by my girlfriend just found out she won a drawing for a dune buggy

Me: That's awesome! Who even ever wins drawings?

Her: Well, I usually do pretty good in Pictionary

(Yes, I am currently saving up for the ring to marry that girl)

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👤︎ u/McPhelpsius
📅︎ Aug 01 2014
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Why do developers never put horse-drawn carriages in their games?

They can be buggy

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👤︎ u/109488
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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So I work in the oil and gas industry and I just lost my job because of all these wind farms

Needless to say, I’m not a big fan.

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👤︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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Have you heard of the new Amish rapper?

His name is Two Churnz

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👤︎ u/s7oc7on
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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Why was the Ant Man game never released?

...it had too many bugs.

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👤︎ u/bike_rack
📅︎ Feb 27 2016
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This time of year, everyone should know the symptoms of the Amish flu.

First you get a little horse, then a little buggy.

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👤︎ u/jeaux_seph
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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Programmer's dadjoke

A coworker who is writing documentation about some buggy software was asking me "What do you call that UI element? Is it a sidebar or a pane?"

"It's pretty buggy, so it's definitely a pane"

The split second between the moment she got it and the groan was well worth it.

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👤︎ u/avelertimetr
📅︎ Oct 11 2014
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A bug's life

So this thing flew into my wife's ear last night. After a trip to the emergency room to get it out and take care of the excruciating pain caused by the bug moving around in her ear canal I started up on the dad jokes.

'Huh, looks like you caught a bug'

'I guess that was bugging you'

'You were acting kind of buggy with that in your ear'

'Did we just see a bug's life?'

I enjoyed them immensely. My wife just rolled her eyes at me.

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👤︎ u/smileyman
📅︎ Jul 31 2014
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Discussing the severity of the flu for the elderly when my grandpa asks if we've heard of the Amish flu...

You get a little buggy and hoarse.

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👤︎ u/McFemale
📅︎ Oct 15 2013
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So we're at Home Depot and my dad drops this one...

We are looking at lighting for our house and we have a few boxes of different fixtures in our buggy. My dad comes over and says we have a lot of lights. A.....light load.

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👤︎ u/hrtofdixie
📅︎ May 26 2014
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With all the iOS7 jailbreak stories going on...

> "Advice is to hold off though. It's buggy and sends data from your phone- lifehacker"

> "How long do I have to hold the off button to delete the lifehacker virus?"

http://imgur.com/eispZu7

ps. First reddit post ever.

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👤︎ u/boyz26
📅︎ Dec 24 2013
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