Budapest Puns

A list of puns related to "Budapest"

What do you call a starving hippo in Budapest?

A hungry Hungary hippo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPeneMcgundy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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The food in Budapest is so good you will never leave Hungary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KipKersey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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"I can't wait to eat that steak, Budapest will love it."

"Who's Budapest?"

"That's my stomach's name, because it's the capital of HUNGRY."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarcur1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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Just got back from my trip to Budapest

Boy am I Hungary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatKidFromTarget
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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I named my stomach Budapest

Because its the capitol of Hungary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stlnthngs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Why are people in Budapest always looking for food?

Because their country is.....Hungary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FappyMcCrunknugget
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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In honor of the Winter Olympics, I’m going to tattoo β€œBudapest” on my belly...

...cause it’s the capital of Hungary...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chop-diggity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Which city are Tibetan monks not particularly fond of?

Budapest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidian_Revenger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What's a cockroaches favorite place to vacation?

Budapest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSFG832
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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What do you call an aggravating Tibetan monk that just got off a fast?

Budapest, Hungary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadJokeBill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Dad I’m hungry....

Hi Hungary I’m Budapest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emmanuel_The_Khan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Where should be the place where Buddha used to live?

Budapest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pengear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Dad joked my friend on holiday.

We're looking for hostels in Budapest on the Internet, and she says "Don't know where to stay. Do you know what the centre of Budapest is?" I replied "It's 'ap'."

She ignored me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FluffyGreenMonster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2016
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Dad said this while driving..

Me: "Did you hear about the tallest Lego tower was made today in Budapest?" Dad: "no, but they must've been Hungary for attention."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarlacfang
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2014
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