Brownie points Puns

I told my dad the joke "If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic." He said, if life gives you great melons, date em. If life throws in a great personality, pucker up and get married.

My daughter wanted to make brownies.

She went to the kitchen and discovered that there was no box of mix.

I pointed to the cookbook and said you need to learn to think outside the box.

After eating dinner with my parents and grandma, I got a bag of Little Bites Fudge Brownies from the pantry. My grandma asks me if they were from the box. I hold them up and point to the package and say “no they’re from the bag”

My dad and I lost it and started crying. Pray that we find it soon.

I can never get enough brownie points

Friend: I liked your long hair but your short hair is starting to grow on me.

Me: actually its growing on me.

I got a brownie point.