Why is it called the Bro Code,
And not the brotocol?
The female version of The Bro Code should be called The Sister Act.
Our neighborhood has a couple of peacocks.
Wife and I were driving down the street and saw the male and female peacocks together, which was rare. The male was spreading its feathers trying to impress the female.
Wife said, "Oh. We have to stop and take a picture!" I said, "No. Bro code. Can't interrupt him when he's macking." Wife was confused and asked what the hell I was talking about.
"Bros don't peacock block bros."
