24 Hilarious The Goat Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I hear some of the goats are pregnant

But I think they're kidding.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT

But it is GOUT

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👤︎ u/Barefoot-JohnMuir

📅︎ Aug 24 2020

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What did the other goats say about the baby goat of unwed parents?

"That kid's a baaaaaastard!"

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👤︎ u/TheTimeDictator

📅︎ Feb 20 2020

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What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?

A chupacabro.

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👤︎ u/Phransisco

📅︎ Mar 04 2020

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What did the papa goat say to the momma goat when she was giving birth? /r/Jokes/comments/fit7gv/…

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👤︎ u/webguy1975

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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Found this on 4chan (one of the rules said it has to be explained, instead of goat should be got)

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👤︎ u/normalperson4382

📅︎ Apr 29 2019

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Do you know why the goat crossed the road?

The chicken was on strike.

My dad just told me this. No one laughed, and he was like, “you get it?”

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👤︎ u/flaminghotdillpickle

📅︎ Oct 12 2019

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What did the baby goat say to his father?

I kid you not.

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👤︎ u/Chubako61

📅︎ Sep 17 2019

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What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?

Oh, right. Satires.

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👤︎ u/My_Internet_Voice

📅︎ Aug 14 2019

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Why did the Billy goat cross the road.

Eilish I knew.

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👤︎ u/kenyacoffee

📅︎ Aug 17 2019

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Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, “can anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?” Johnny’s hand shot up:

Ooh ooh Pygmy!! Pygmy!!

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👤︎ u/Evilmd

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?

“Not in front of the kids!”

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👤︎ u/thegreatjamoco

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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I heard the best joke from a goat

I kid you not

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👤︎ u/jexxterio

📅︎ Apr 04 2019

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Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?

The had a hootenanny

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👤︎ u/Tuba_phone

📅︎ Dec 06 2018

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Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?

She’s a real kidder.

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👤︎ u/Infuser

📅︎ Oct 02 2018

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Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?

I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke

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👤︎ u/_Jimmy2

📅︎ May 15 2018

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What type of goat that has floppy ears and becomes an amateur on using the internet?

a Nubian

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👤︎ u/BoogsterSU2

📅︎ Oct 03 2018

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A chicken a donkey and a goat goes to space. Then all of a sudden their rocket exlodes. Who gets to be blamed for the accident?

The Space Goat.

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👤︎ u/Signalize

📅︎ Nov 08 2018

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Did you hear about the guy who herds young goats?

He's great with kids

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👤︎ u/Dinaron

📅︎ Sep 05 2016

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We were feeding goats at the zoo

One bigger goat was headbutting the smaller ones, and I had to say:

"Most of these are billy goats, but that one's a bully goat"

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👤︎ u/eugene171

📅︎ Jul 20 2016

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Did you hear about the all sheep and goat cast of Casablanca?

The movie's signature line was "here's looking at ewe kid."

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👤︎ u/marcuccione

📅︎ Mar 01 2017

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She wanted to know if it was the goats or the children screaming

I told her it was definitely the kids.

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👤︎ u/petticoatwar

📅︎ Aug 11 2015

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The funny thing about baby goats is...

... that they're always kidding around!

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👤︎ u/positive_electron42

📅︎ Feb 13 2016

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Passed some goats on the way home from taking my daughters fishing...

Oldest: "Aww, a baby!"

Me: "Really? You've goat to be kidding me!"

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👤︎ u/ohmbience

📅︎ Apr 03 2014

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