I know a girl from London named Brittany

I know another girl from New York named Americany

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📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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Singing French Knights

In the Middle Ages, Western France was known for it singing knights. The most famous group were a bunch of lancers from the town of Brittany. They were known as the Brittany Spears.

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👤︎ u/Tuba_phone
📅︎ Aug 01 2018
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What do you call a preppy bandit on an escelator?

A condescending con descending.

My friend Brittany told me that, I'm still chuckling at it.

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👤︎ u/Tashdacat
📅︎ Mar 26 2015
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Finally got my sister. As I grow older, I get funnier.

I was talking to my sister on the phone asking her how my nephew was and how she has been recently, etc.

Then she says, "So some guy called me yesterday..."

I interrupted her and asked, "But I thought your name was Brittany?"

Followed by brief silence and the groan that signifies victory.

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👤︎ u/junppu
📅︎ May 02 2014
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