Did you hear about the new terrorist boy band?

They are blowing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kesavadh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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So my kids want to become a Boy Band

I went to their first practice, and they spent the whole time tripping over each other while trying to dance.

I guess they weren't N-Sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calmfan5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call a mexican boy band?

Juan Direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JovaJoda
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Someone just caught me listening to a cheesy early 2000s boy band

Busted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I'll be performing on stage after the band Viagra Boys

That's a hard act to follow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
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Does anyone remember that boy band, 97 Degrees?

They were just a little bit cooler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoneYoner
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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98 Degrees has to be the smartest boy band.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trey_ceratops
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I once knew a band composed of guys all born bottom first. Great music, but for some reason, The Breech Boys never made it big.
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Why was the boy band booed off the stage?

Because they weren't NSYNC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimensionsstudio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What do you call a boy band for fat people?

Diabeatles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razorshady1711
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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Did you hear the band Fallout Boy broke up?

They had a falling out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollbridge
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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A group of women formed a "boy band"

After a while of spending time together they were all N Sync

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Dbabble
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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What is a vampire’s favorite 90s boy band?

Batstreet Boys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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Why do boy bands always get lost?

They can only travel in one direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jediesel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2015
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I just thought of the PERFECT name for a teenage boy band!

Rapidly Growing Members

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ilikecows13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2015
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My dad said he's going to a concert.

Me: Hey dad, where are you off to?

Dad: I'm heading out to a Korean boy-band show.

Me: KPOP?!

Dad: Yes, I'm fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaveTheNature
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Turkey Riddles

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A: The turKEY

(source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/turkey-riddles/)

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A priest was trying to liven up his church

So he invited a band to come in and play a few songs to get the church goers more excited to be there. On the bands first song the entire crowd of people turned around at the exact same time. A little boy asked his father "Daddy, what was that?" The boys dad responded "Well son, that was one direct shun."

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I got out dad joked. -_-

Go figure I got out joked by a Grandpa. I was talking to my father-in-law and the following took place.

Me: I have a great idea. I'm going to get a bunch of young good looking hispanic guys and make a bilingual boy band.

... (he's looking at his phone)

I'm gonna call it Juan Direction.

... (he looks up)

FIL: I saw something that said Juan Direction online.

Me: oh?

FIL: It said south.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2015
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Somehow my wife puts up with my humor.

Eating dinner with my wife:

Me: Did you hear that one direction broke up, evidently it's causing quite a bit of drama.

Wife: Yeah, I did hear that, but boy bands can't stay together forever.

Me: Well yeah, eventually they have to become a man band.

Boy did she groan at that one.

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My grandpa sent me this email. King of dad jokes.
  1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

  3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

  6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

  7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

  8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

  9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

  10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

  12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

  14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

  15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

  16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

  17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

  18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

  19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

  20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

  21. A backward poet writes inverse.

  22. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

  23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

edit: formatting

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Got my wife lasr night on the freeway

There was a certain boy band playing at the Rose Bowl last night. We were driving by and the other side of the freeway had a lot of traffic. She said, "Wow, look at that."

I replied, "Looks like traffic is backed up in One Direction."

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