Bonnie Tyler Puns

A list of puns related to "Bonnie Tyler"

Thanks, Bonnie Tyler
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👤︎ u/Jfixthemasterofm
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Bonnie Tyler's new range of biscuits have received good reviews

They're good dunkers, but every now and then they fall apart

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👤︎ u/Elbobby89
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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I bought a second-hand car from Bonnie Tyler, but I wasn't happy with it.

Every now and then it falls apart.

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👤︎ u/TehIrishSoap
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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I offered Bonnie Tyler a Twix, but she refused it.

I offered her a Mars Bar, then a Yorkie and finally a Bounty, but she kept saying NO!

I think she was holding out for an Aero...

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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I had a Bonnie Tyler Satellite Navigation Sytem once..

Was rubbish, kept telling me to turn around and every now and then it fell apart

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👤︎ u/priv_rex
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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So I met 80s Rocker Bonnie Tyler for lunch at a deli...

I asked if she preferred a sub sandwich or a hoagie. She said she was holding out for a hero.

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👤︎ u/R3dempti0n
📅︎ Jul 04 2013
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