What do you call a Dad who also has a bondage fetish?

A Pappa-dom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoosterBurger
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I once tied myself to a tree to see what bondage feels like.

Turns out I was just a sad sap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veilus
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I just started dating a girl who said she’s into bondage.

She said she’d show me the ropes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMeade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Never date a bondage porn star.

They're always tied up in their work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Whenever someone suggests I try bondage I tell them I can't because the thing I put in my mouth keeps escaping.

It's a running gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vesurel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I used to have a bondage fetish

But injured myself, now I have a bandage fetish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slurpmypubes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Dad joke about horse bondage (sfw)

My 2 year old daughter was playing with a toy horse and wrapping a pink ribbon around it. It was starting to look like a bondage scene so I turned to my wife and said: "Look honey, 50 shades of neigh". She shook her head harder than Michael J. Fox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShortTemperedGeek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...

Guess I have a Boba Fetish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Just another overly dramatic post.

https://i.redd.it/vrrnd0bt6ca41.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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