Bobby Seagull Puns

Announcing a brand new series with the Maths Appeal duo Bobby Seagull and Susan Okereke where we'll be exploring the GCSE Maths syllabus to show the world that maths is accessible to everyone! New episodes will be released every Monday, with follow-up livestream Q&A's later in the week. Topics covered include percentages, distance-time graphs, volume of 3D shapes, trigonometry, probability trees and the equation of a straight line. Perfect for anyone stuck at home wanting to learn new math and have fun whilst doing it!

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrUCmUQwXIk

The Maths Appeal podcast features discussions about key maths topics, maths puzzles and interviews with maths champions from the worlds of tech, entertainment, comedy and education. Available on all platforms here: https://chartable.com/podcasts/maths-appeal

Produced by Dr Tom Crawford at the University of Oxford. For more maths content check out Tom's website www.tomrocksmaths.com.

Learn how to use probability trees to calculate the probability of an event happening. Bobby introduces the topic, Susan uses an interactive tool on GeoGebra – go to https://www.geogebra.org/m/EEwVfExN to join in at home – and Tom applies what we’ve learned to a fictional FA Cup quarter final draw. Direct links to each part below.

Bobby (Introduction) 0:00

Susan (GeoGebra) 6:10

Tom (Application) 10:19

Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qe-azCzIVQ

This is the sixth lesson in a new series with the Maths Appeal duo - Bobby Seagull and Susan Okereke - and Tom Rocks Maths where we'll be exploring the GCSE Maths syllabus to show the world that maths is accessible to everyone!

Bobby and Susan Q&A: SEND YOUR QUESTIONS IN BY WEDNESDAY

Tom Livestream: FRIDAY 4PM UK TIME (GMT+1)

Further resources

Mixed Probability Tree Diagrams resources (Worksheets & videos) - Corbett Maths: https://corbettmaths.com/?s=tree+diagram

GCSE exam questions (Probability) – KeshMaths: https://keshgcsemaths.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/50_probability2.pdf

GCSE exam questions (Probability Tree Diagrams) – KeshMaths: https://keshgcsemaths.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/92_tree-diagrams.pdf

KeshMaths list of all topics with videos of worked examples and GCSE exam questions and solutions: https://keshmaths.com/gcse-maths-takeaway-3/

JANUARY 24TH

RHOP, S1E2, 2016

We meet Ashley this episode - yay!

Gizelle is still admiring herself in the mirrored frame, and Karen finds this obnoxious and walks away.

Those bangs. A choice.

People finally begin to eat - this is a crab boil after all! Everyone enjoys themselves and Robyn's kids talk about eating way too many legs. Gizelle is over Karen and Charisse, and she takes her hairdresser with her while announcing her exit. Karen yells "security" to no one in particular, but certainly no actual security.

Katie has a naming ceremony for her children, where she makes some awkward statements about Andrew through the Rabbi performing the ceremony, and Robyn and Gizelle make racist comments about what box her children would choose in an application.

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Charisse and Karen go out to lunch with Gizelle to criticize her, and Charisse asks her again why it was appropriate to bring her hairdresser. Karen asks if she ran a background check on him (??????)!

RHOA, S8E12, 2016

Meh.

RHOBH, S7E8, 2017

Rinna and Dorit head over to Eden's house, where she makes them aloe and green smoothies. Yum... Rinna jokes about putting Xanax in hers and then proceeds to pull out a sandwich bag filled with pills. Sleeping pills/anxiety meds/vitamins co-mingle in her ziploc pharmacy. Eden notes a xanax smoothie sounds good, but we don't know if they actually make them or not.

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P.K and Dorit throw a party and throw up a giant black curtain to hide Boy George and his hired band, while the Kemsley's feign water damage. When Kim arrives, she talks about her fear of welcoming a grandson and how nervous she is, and Eden turns it into a discussion about her past addiction and makes it all dark and sad. Dorit talks to LVP about Rinna's bag of pills, and LVP hates that she is bringing it up in a gossipy way. She thinks that if Dorit thought Rinna had a problem, she would be serious and sit down and discuss it with her.

Eileen screams about how it's 1984 when Boy George performs Karma Chameleon and then women are thrown back to their teenage selves fawning over the singer. Who shoul

Can do this for any decade (example 2000s). For example, doing this for 1967 borns

1979-80 (Seventh grade): Electronic handheld games, Space Invaders, “disco sucks” Mork and Mindy, Queen, cowboy boots, Dukes of Hazzard

1980-1981 (Eighth grade): Dallas, Asteroids, Urban Cowboy, Rubik’s Cube, Atari 2600, Pat Benatar, Blondie, Fame, Different Stokes, boomboxes, horror films, Hall and Oates, Empire Strikes Back

1981-1982 (freshman year of high school): Wrangler jeans, Pac-man Mania, Tom Selleck, Hill Street Blues, The facts of life, Rick Springfield, the Go-Gos

1982-1983 (sophomore year of high school) This is where I feel 80s youth trends really take hold: Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Flashdance, Apple II, I want my MTV campaign, new wave, Thriller takes off, Valley Girl slang and lingo, The Outsiders, Return of the Jedi, A Flock of Seagulls and Boy George haircuts

1983-1984 (junior year of high school): dawn of hair metal, Breakdancing, Michael Jackson mania, Cyndi Lauper, Duran Duran, Flashdance, Footloose, Risky Business, Sixteen Candles, Ray Ban sunglasses, dDiet Coke

1984-1985: (senior year of high school): Madonnamania, Gremlins, Ghostbusters, Prince, Breakfast Club/Molly Ringwald, Michael J Fox

1985-1986: (ideally freshman year of college): Aquanet, mullets, Janet Jackson, a-Ha, Miami Vice look, St Elmo’s Fire, Ferris Bueller

1986-1987: (ideally sophomore year of college): Janet Jackson, Bon Jovi, Beastie Boys, Some Kind of Wonderful, U2

1987-1988: (ideally junior year of college): Michael Jackson’s Bad era, U2, Whitney Houston, acid washed jeans, Dirty Dancing, ALF, REM, Tracy Chapman, Def Leppard, Richard Marx, Spaceballs

1988-1989: (ideally senior year of college): Bobby Brown, Guns N Roses, etc

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The series 15 episodes were recorded in the following order:

1. Saturday 5th June - Raj Bisram, Deborah Frances-White, Stephen Mulhern, Jenny Ryan

2. Sunday 6th June - Jo Brand, Sam Quek, Bobby Seagull, Joe Thomas

3. Tuesday 8th June - Lady Leshurr, Phillippa Perry, Alan Titchmarsh, Mike Wozniak

4. Thursday 10th June - Angellica Bell, Bob Mortimer, Suggs, Holly Willoughby

5. Wednesday 16th June - John Cooper Clarke, Judi Love, Chris McCausland, Caroline Quentin

6. Thursday 17th June - Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Loyiso Gola, Jason Manford, Briony May Williams

7. Saturday 19th June (Christmas special) - Jim Broadbent, Rose Matafeo, Ardal O'Hanlon, Angela Rippon

8. Monday 21st June - Gyles Brandreth, Yung Filly, Sarah Millican, Lou Sanders

9. Thursday 24th June - Victoria Derbyshire, Rhod Gilbert, Rosie Jones, Jamali Maddix

10. Saturday 26th June - Pam Ayres, Sarah Kendall, Richard Osman, Kiell Smith-Bynoe

The episode listings have now appeared on IMDB... in a different order to which they were recorded. I am presuming that this is the order in which they will be aired, and they've been added by someone in the know. Maybe best to take it with a pinch of salt for now, but it would make the broadcast order as follows:

0. Christmas special (Broadbent/Matafeo/O'Hanlon/Rippon)

1. Cooper Clarke/Love/McCausland/Quentin (already confirmed, airs 7th Jan)

2. Brand/Quek/Seagull/Thomas

3. Leshurr/Perry/Titchmarsh/Wozniak

4. Bell/Mortimer/Suggs/Willoughby

5. Ayres/Kendall/Osman/Smith-Bynoe

6. Ellis-Bextor/Gola/Manford/Williams

7. Bisram/Frances-White/Mulhern/Ryan

8. Brandreth/Filly/Millican/Sanders

9. Derbyshire/Gilbert/Jones/Maddix

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

He’s the new temp.

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

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Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OCgHfAua6Q

Learn the formulae for the volume of regular 3D shapes including cubes, cuboids, cylinders and prisms. Bobby introduces the topic, Tom explains a memorisation technique for the formulae using his favourite fictional chocolate bars, and Susan uses an interactive tool on GeoGebra - go to https://www.geogebra.org/m/MnV2dTBc to join in at home.

Bobby (Introduction) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OCgHfAua6Q&t=48s

Tom (Formulae) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OCgHfAua6Q&t=444s

Susan (GeoGebra) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OCgHfAua6Q&t=750s

This is the third lesson in a new series with the Maths Appeal duo - Bobby Seagull and Susan Okereke - and Tom Rocks Maths where we'll be exploring the GCSE Maths syllabus to show the world that maths is accessible to everyone!

**Bobby and Susan Q&A: SEND YOUR QUESTIONS IN BY WEDNESDAY

**Tom Livestream: FRIDAY 4PM UK TIME https://youtu.be/XYmtRHpNMUU

Lesson 1 (Percentages, Decimals and Fractions): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpLLl9BeCo0

Lesson 2 (Travel Graphs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5Cl-xtUh-I