Bloomberg Puns

An actual headline in Bloomberg news this morning:

"Saudi Arabia Oil Fears Look Well Founded."

I love it when these things occur in nature!

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👤︎ u/Shu-di

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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Bloomberg being punny

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👤︎ u/HarlemShakespeare

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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I heard Mike Bloomberg isn't actually social distancing...

He says he stays at 6 feet, but we all know he stands at 5'8".

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👤︎ u/TheRoadJackHit

📅︎ Mar 31 2020

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What did Mike Bloomberg do after the speech on dropping out of the presidential race?

Mic drop

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis

📅︎ Mar 04 2020

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What do you call the rich elites in China?

The Yuan Percent.

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👤︎ u/Kosmozoan

📅︎ Mar 27 2016

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