How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian
It was the least I could do for him
How do you stop a fight between two blind people?
Say "I bet $10 on the one with the knife", and both will run away
Gave my blind friend a cheese grater...
He said it was the most violent story he's ever read.
Today, I offered my seat to a blind man.
And that is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a blind German from 1940?
I found out yesterday I was color blind...
It just hit me right out of the purple.
Texting my friend who is a caretaker for a 90-year-old blind woman. We are going to hang out later but she is currently helping her write sheet music.
Why can't blind people eat fish ?
How did the blind carpenter get his sight back?
He picked up his hammer & saw.
Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? No?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
I just told a blind person to pass the salt on the beach....
He said he didn't sea salt.
Its 12:16 right now give me a break
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
Two blind people went on their first date
They are seeing eachother for the first time
What do you call a blind dinosaur
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Patient: Doctor Doctor I'm blind!
Doctor: I see
Patient: Well no need to rub it in.
A blind man walks into a bar
And then a table...
And then a chair...
What do you call a blind deer?
I volunteered to help blind children
….but when I showed up for duty, they took away my pointy stick and called the cops.
How do you spot a blind man in a crowded nudist colony?
Why doesn't blind man laught at jokes?
He doesn't see the point.
I threw my blind wife with a surprise birthday party
She never saw it coming!
Edit: I changed the title and still has a typo -.-`
What did the pirate say when we were about to pull out of a parking spot?
A blind man walks into Wal-Mart with his seeing-eye dog...
Once inside, the man takes the dog and starts swinging it around, above his head, by the leash. The dog is whining, yelping and causing an overall scene. A panicked Wal-Mart employee runs up to the man and asks him what he thinks he's doing. The man responds, "Oh, you know. Just looking around."
A blind guy walks into a bar...
he got bumped into the chair then second then third then fourth then fifth then sixth...
A formerly blind man finishes his last round of eye surgery to gain his sight. The doctor asks if he has any last questions.
Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
Shopping for a Baby monitor
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver
Why did the blind man walk into the well?
He couldn’t see that well
What do you call a blind deer?
How do you stop a fight between 2 blind people
just say i bet 20 dollars on the dude with a knife . both ran away ..
What do you call a blind deer?
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well...
A blind man walks into a bar
And a chair, and the waitress, and some people.
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
What do you call a blind German?
I once gave my blind friend a cheese grater.
He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind guy walked into a bar...
And then a chair, and then a table
How do you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
Why can't blind people eat fish?
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