Blackjack Pizza Puns

employees at both stores have been testing positive every day for at least a week now and still working. this includes delivery drivers, cooks and foh. they don't enforce masks or properly sanitize areas. they're basically outbreak zones at this point with employee families and friends taking the fall as well. i'm sure there are other establishments doing the same but this is confirmed.

Just a clarification for the sake of truth, I've heard so many recounts that it was Eric who brought the pipebomb to work but it was actually Dylan.

Source: https://youtu.be/ebrZg2JdcfM?t=146

This was part of Chris Morris’s statement in the 11K. Has anyone heard about this before? Of course researchers know about Dylan bringing a pipe bomb to work, detonations, and fooling around with dry ice, but this is the first time I’ve heard about this.

“Chris Morris [10,835] Blackjack’s — booby-trap at fence”

Source: Peter Langman https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/jcso_docs-by_theme_1.5.pdf

Can someone explain the nature of DK And EH's time working at blackjack pizza co. I feel like there are so many different events and instances that would help shed light on a lot of things in this case. Even the somewhat small and insignificant details can paint a big picture. I've always felt that if was such an overlooked part.

Transcripts of Eric’s early webpage mentions them “running missions” (typical teenage prank stuff tbh, lighting off fireworks and teepeeing houses against people they didn’t like it) with another “member” nicknamed “Kibbz” and I was curious who that was, and then I watched the 60 minutes interview with Nate Dykeman and it became crystal clear it had to have been him. He mentions offhandedly, at the beginning of the interview that “this was more than just kids lighting off fireworks” how did he know E&D lit off fireworks? Why even say something some like that? He then says Eric showed him a pipe bomb and he stopped hanging out with Eric.

There’s an odd report in the 11k of BlackJack Pizza being “robbed” and Eric and Dylan chasing them down the street into the robbers neighborhood, where they lose them. A girl sees this, recognized the 2 boys E&D were chasing and pointed out their house to them. They all walk over, knock on the door, and no one answers. They give up, E&D walk away and the girl goes home.

Here’s where it gets interesting, a month or 2 later, the girl’s mailbox ends up getting blown up. Police attribute it to “a pipe bomb”

Wait a second? A pipe bomb? Around the same time Eric was getting into building pipe bombs and even showed Nate Dykeman one? This can’t just be a coincidence right? But why would they bomb the girl who sided WITH them and pointed out the robbers?

One reason makes perfect sense once you know the kind of rage filled and untrusting people E&D were. Watch the video where Dylan walks across the stage and the person “dusts” his jacket. He immediately becomes incredibly tense, and aggressively brushes off his shoulder, he immediately thinks that “something is up” rather than just laughing off a pretty harmless action. The scene gets so tense so fast that the other girl on stage stifles an awkward laugh to break the tension.

So,I think E&D thought that she was lying to them, that she was “in on” the robbery and knew the two boys they were chasing and tried to cover for them. “They were in that bitches house the whole time, how stupid were we not to realize that?” I can almost hear Eric or Dylan saying something like this.

The police didn’t “do anything” about it, so E&D decided to take “revenge” by pulling one of their “missions” on the girls house.

Now it all makes sense, this could easily have been the same pipe bomb that Eric showed to Nate Dykeman, E&D showed him because they “ran missions”

Probably a stupid question but I don't see anyone asking it and I just decided to ask. Is the business still up and running at the same location?

Moved here almost three years ago and I was so frustrated with the lack of decent pizza.

Just tired of the same pizza spots, we usually eat Pizza Hut and domino’s but I was hoping someone could recommend any hidden gems or their favorite spots!

Thank you in advance 🙏🏽

While all of E&D’s friends and the Trench Coat Mafia members bore the brunt of abuse and grief one way or another in the wake of the shooting (all of which were completely undeserved, because no one knew what was going on), who were the ones that suffered the most? My choice opinions are:

•John Savage-even though he fared better than others, he barely escaped with his life and he lost 4 of his friends (Rachel, Lauren, and Eric and Dylan themselves)

•Devon Adams-lost four of her friends (Rachel, Corey, Daniel M., and Dylan)

•Brooks Brown-scapegoated and treated like a pariah in the community

•Nate Dykeman-treated so horribly in the aftermath of the shooting by the community, mainly his mother and stepfather, and fled to Florida to live with his father

•Chris Morris-arrested and treated like a suspect, ostracized by the community, not allowed to return to Columbine (not even for graduation), fired from his job at Blackjack Pizza, and kicked out of his house by his mother

What are your thoughts?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Turns out, after a few days of not drinking, I have more than I thought. Some of them are a bit odd too. Here they are and how I am overcoming them.

1-Friday existing as a day- Just the fact that I know I don't have to work the next day makes me want to hit the liquor store. Its also my rest day from the gym, so its been a tradition for years that I get wasted that day. I am working on overcoming it by no longer taking it as a rest day, sticking to my diet and going to bed early instead of staying up. I reward myself by waking up early and eating a greasy, unhealthy breakfast at IHOP.

2-Going out of town/Vacations- Vegas was the hardest I've gone in years. Staying IN a casino, surrounded by alcohol, where they will bring you free drinks at 8AM if you are playing blackjack, just isn't a place I can be. So from here on out, my vacations will be in places with activities that can keep me active. Hiking, camping, surfing, etc. Everything fun in the sun where I won't be tempted to/can't do drunk

3-Weird one. VIDEO GAMES.- So I'm not the "going out to drink" type. My drunkest nights have been sitting in front of my TV, 16 beers deep, playing COD or Rust with my friends in game, wasted. I honestly think the best way to overcome this is to just cut back on gaming for a while, I've spent so much time doing it drunk that its just not as enjoyable sober. I'm slowly becoming a kinophile and selecting a good movie to watch with my wife every weekend instead. I'll come back to games slowly once I climb this hill more.

4-Fight Nights- So I'm a huge UFC fan and every big fight, go over to my friends house to watch while we pig out on pizza and wings. Only issue is... we are both the EXACT same type of alcoholics. Goofy, friendly, enabling each other drunks. As much as I hate it, we both realize we need to just take a break from our UFC night get togethers and so now I watch them at home, usually treating myself to a pizza and all the soda I want while I watch

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

Merry Christmas 🎄 and Happy New Year everyone!

It's finallyyyy here .....

This thread is officially our first thread for our Resources page; this is where you will find all videos/projects created by Eric, Dylan and other Columbine Students circa 1996-1999.

As we continue to make new threads, we will then make a "Master Resources List" post with links to all threads, and we will also continue to add to the sidebar links under "Columbine Resources - Start Here".

These resources are meant to help you out in your research, but also meant to cut down on duplicate posts that we often see. We know many new people are joining this sub each day, so we urge you to please use the resources or the search tool first before asking a question.

This is going to be a pretty big project and we can't possibly get it all done now, but please use this thread to make any suggestions or ask any questions as we go further along in the project (this post will be pinned to the top of the page and it will also be available as a link in the sidebar under "Columbine Resources - Start Here".

We would like to give a big shoutout to u/PopcornDemonica for helping us compile this list of videos. It would not have been easy at all without your help (it wouldn't have been DOABLE without your amazing help!!!!), and this is huge in getting this resource page going. Thank you PC!

The below videos are listed in order by date.

- "Get Smart" Parody (does not feature E or D, Video by Columbine students, including Scott Fuselier, son of FBI Agent Dwyane Fuselier / 1997)

- Dylan's RNN Interview (Dylan Klebold / January 30, 1998)

- CHS Highway Patrol (Eric Harris, Eric Veik, Chris Walker, Mike Vendegnia / ~ Aug./Sept. 1998)

- Mock Kidnapping (Eric Harris / Sept. 1998)

- Eric in Columbine (Eric Harris / Sept. 1998)

- Car Wax Commercial **[Destroying the Bik

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Typed up from the physical magazine, apologies for any errors.

>A typical night in Las Vegas' Gold Coast casino and hotel. Amid the echoing chorus of slot machines and roulette wheels nobody notices the scantily clad young hooker running for her life, nor her breathless male pursuer still buckling up his trousers and tripping over unlaced shoes. Only when he catches her do players turn their heads, drawn by the blood curdling yelps as she repeatedly jams him in the face with one of her high heels. It was, as a young bellhop eyewitness by the name of Brandon Flowers recalls, like something out of a movie. That same night Flowers was called to a hospital where his mother had been rushed with a heart complaint. Sat opposite him in the emergency room was the poor stiletto-bruised dupe, grimly inhaling through a breathing apparatus. "I mean, what are the odds of that?" he smiles. "The hooker took his wallet and tried to ditch him. He obviously had health problems. But that's..." he shakes his head, smirking. "That's Las Vegas."

>As Flowers is keen to emphasize, Sin City is deservedly nicknamed. It's July 2010 and we're driving down Las Vegas Boulevard in the singer's silver Audi sports car. He's pointing out his hometown's less salubrious landmarks. "These are a bit seedy," he sniggers as we cruise past a string of Bates-esque motels. "The kind of place where you can rent a room for half an hour."

>The Vegas skyline, Flowers explains, has changed dramatically since his youth, but not the brazen promotion of human vice. "It used to be more about families," he sighs ruefully. "Now it's just...sex! There's trucks driving up and down the strip carrying billboards with a number to call and have women come to your room. That always existed. But now their asses are in your face."

>It's this wicked underbelly to Vegas' dreamland glitz that Flowers scratches as never before on Flamingo, his debut solo offering recorded on hiatus from The Killers. While local pride has always played its part in his group's ethos - naming 2006 second album Sam's Town after the casino near his Aunt Joyce's house - on Flamingo (also titled after a local thoroughfare) Flowers all but nails himself in the heart of the city, an indie pop martyr symbolically purging its sins upon a neon cross: "Catalogs of concubines!" "Dreamers! Harlots!" "Cocaine and lady luck!" Is it really that bad?

>"Well, you know the slogan for the town is, What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," s

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

But let me give it a shot.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.