Black Jack Puns

A list of puns related to "Black Jack"

Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?

Sure makes Stevie Wonder.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?

He kept hitting on 17.

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👤︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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Jack Black made a new insect repellent

He's calling it Tenacious DEET.

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👤︎ u/Luonnon
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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Everyone at Jack Bruce's funeral was dressed respectfully in black...

...except Eric Clapton and Ginger Baker, who were in cream.

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👤︎ u/sandysingssongs
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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I recently had breakfast with Tenacious D while playing a game of cards

Nothing like playing blackjack with Jack Black over a stack of flapjacks

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👤︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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My wife made me so proud.

Commercial came on for the new 24 Legacy show.

Wife: You going to watch it?

Me: Not sure. It doesn't have jack in it.

Wife: Nope, it has Black Jack in it.

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👤︎ u/DCxMiLK
📅︎ Jan 08 2017
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H.P. dad joke

Was talking with my S.O. who mentioned Jack Gleeson (King Joffery) spoilt the death of Sirius Black in the Order of the Phoenix. When I called him a cunt for it she said "Are you seriously getting annoyed at that?". Her brother interjected "I guess you could say he's a Sirius fan!"

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👤︎ u/HappyLeprachaun
📅︎ Apr 10 2014
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