Two farmers were talking. "Mate, why do all your sheep have those black stripes on their sides?"
" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "
"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"
"Baa codes mate"
Hundreds of birds came from the woods and were harassing sheep grazing in the fields.
So a black sheep took it upon himself to run into the woods to stop the birds. And it worked! The moral of the story? Lonely ewe can prevent forest flyers.
