I was at the store with my wife picking out a turkey and she seemed unimpressed by the size. She asked "do they get any bigger?"
I looked her in the eyes and replied "no honey, they're dead."
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger,
When you buy a bigger bathtub....
.....you have more bath room, but less bathroom.
I was wondering why my baseball was getting bigger....
But then it hit me!
My little girl shared that with me today💓
What's bigger than a Gigabit?
I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.
If you buy a bigger bed for you room
You get more bed room but less bedroom.
I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you.
When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom
That's a very important fact I just read and wanted to share with you guys. Buying beds is a serious topic.
My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...
I said... you’ll be mist...
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
There once was a family, the Bigger’s. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and a son, baby Bigger. Which one was the largest?
The son, because he was a little Bigger.
You'd think politicians have bigger issues to tackle than housework and cleanliness.
Yet they often call for sweeping reforms.
I'm gonna need a bigger spoon
I wonder if talking about Freud gave him a bigger ego?
Mr. Bigger held his newborn son.
Who was taller?
The baby was a little Bigger.
Mr. Bigger went to the hydroelectric plant.
Now he's Bigger by a dam site.
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What is it called when one butt cheek is bigger than the other?
Why are Policemen’s balls bigger than Fireman’s balls?...
‘Cos they sell more tickets.
39 & 40 were having a bet to see which one was bigger.
When you get a bigger bed
My pregnant wife just asked me if I think her tummy is going to get bigger for the next time she gets pregnant.
Me: "Of course it will get bigger"
Her: "Oh, why do you think that?"
Me: "Because, your body will upgrade from a queen size womb to a king size womb"
Mario doesnt get bigger when he eats the mushroom
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
I went out for a walk and saw a face mask grow bigger and bigger
Then it hit me...lesson learned
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger...
Don't worry. I ducked just in time.
What's bigger than a tow truck?
Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
I was picking through the turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but I couldn't find one big enough for my family. I turned to the employee and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
“No, sir," he replied. "They're dead.
I guess it's a bigger problem than I thought.
Spoke to someone this morning who works for children's affairs... I couldn't believe there was a whole department just for non-committal minors
When you buy a bigger bathtub,
you have more bath room but less bathroom.
I couldn’t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.
I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger
I wondered why the truck was getting bigger
I was wondering why the car was getting bigger
. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
Mr. Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
I was trying to figure out why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
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