13 Hilarious Best of You Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?

Hoosier daddy

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👤︎ u/mycorona69

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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What do you call the second best writing utencil that is the last of its kind?

The penultimate, ultimate pen.

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👤︎ u/kernrivers

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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(Not a Dad Joke) I need a good list of the best dad jokes you guys have

It’s for a discord bot I’m going to put in a server full of people who could use some dad jokes

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👤︎ u/Defineoutdoors

📅︎ Jun 24 2020

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What’s the best kind of booze if you want to dance all night long?

Wild Twerky

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👤︎ u/brisquet

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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Son, the best piece of advice I can give you is not to starve yourself. It doesn't help anything.

Bulimia tried it.

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👤︎ u/desireewhitehall

📅︎ Dec 07 2019

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Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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👤︎ u/danbertgilbs

📅︎ May 07 2016

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You know, the cemetery business is one of the best businesses to invest in.

People are dying to get in.

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👤︎ u/SixtyWattSunburn

📅︎ Jun 23 2019

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I was thinking of telling you my best pizza joke...

But it's way too cheesy.

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👤︎ u/EaterOfKelp

📅︎ Oct 09 2017

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We lost one of the best Rovers on Mars recently, you could say.....

We lost our Opportunity

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👤︎ u/Gingersnap5322

📅︎ Feb 13 2019

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With his perfect memory, he was one of the best lawyers you'd ever meet

He had tortal recall

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👤︎ u/The_Possum

📅︎ Jul 24 2017

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Let's see who has the best puns, comment the best puns you can think of

I'll start: I could not believe when they told me my road work father was stealing from his job. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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👤︎ u/DragorElite

📅︎ Jan 12 2015

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Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember…

Moses started out as a basket case…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Aug 07 2017

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[REQUEST] I'm looking for the best comeback to the old schoolyard joke, "Do you like seeeeee food?" While smacking and showing off the half chewed mouthful of lunchable they'd just choked down....

And I know most of you here can do better than my,

While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."

Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?

Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.

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👤︎ u/GingerHero

📅︎ Nov 30 2015

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