General Specs 1953 Beechcraft bonanza d35
Airframe Total Time: 4220.33 Engine 1 Time:1461 SMOH –
Prop Time: 374.1 TSMOH AD 97-18-02 R2 C/W 12/29/99
Condition: Used Year Painted: 1975
FRESH EXTENSIVE ANNUAL JUST COMPLETED 12/07/2021
COMPLETE LOGS AVAILABLE FOR REVIEW ON REQUEST
Flight Rules: VFR # of Seats:4
Additional Classifications: Antique/Classic
Avionics / Equipment: NAVCOM #1 GARMIN SL60 NAVCOM #2 NARCO MK-12D NARCO NAV-11 NARCO AT 50A (Last cert 12/2021) PMA 6000 Audio Panel Whelen Wing Tip Strobes Fuselage Beacon Ameri-King AK-451-2D ELT with remote uAvionics tail beacon (ADS-B out)
Airframe Exterior Height: 7 ft 7 in Wing Span: 32 ft 10 in Length: 25 ft 1 in
Engines / Mods / Prop
Engine CONT MOTOR E225-8 SERIES 1461 SMOH 327 since TOP overhaul Horsepower: 225 Total Fuel: 57 Gal (20 gal. fuselage tank) New spark plugs
MODIFICATIONS Duck works Aviation HID Landing lights Plane power alternator per STC SA10921SC Air-wolf Oil Filter per STC SA00079NY Long Third Window MOD per Beech Kit 35-4001 Piano Keys up Instrument Panel mod per Beech kit 35-693 Battery Box relocated to firewall kit per Beech 35-3001 One Piece windshield per Beech Kit 35-4016 (not speed slope) Fresh Air Duct per Beech Kit 35-674-1 Installed Long Tail Cone per Beryl STC SA2271WE AD 89-05-02 Aluminum Ruddervator Control fittings installed (no repetitive inspection). Hartzell HC-A2MV20-41A prop (no 500 hr./5 yr. repetitive inspection on prop) Bendix RS-58D1 Fuel Injection (No pressure Carb)
Interior / Exterior Interior: Number of Seats: 4 Light Blue/dark blue cloth and Vinyl seating.
Exterior: The Paint is in good shape, 8 out of 10 (needs a good polish) Paint is Blue Green and White. Remarks Inspection Status: Annual Due: December 2022
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
