A list of puns related to "Bendix Corporation"
Thereβs often a stereotype associated with the executives who run our favorite teams: whip-smart young men with penchants for advanced mathematical modeling and Ivy League degrees to their names. But how does this archetypal image of MLBβs GM and PoBO sphere hold up in reality?
Scouring Wikipedia articles, LinkedIn pages, media guides, and the depths of local newspaper profiles, Iβve assembled a list of the top ~120 baseball executivesβpulling 3-5 from each teamβand their educational and occupational backgrounds. The job roles I pulled included presidents of baseball operations, general managers, vice presidents, assistant general managers, directors of operations, directors of analytics, and chief research and development folks.
I tracked their undergraduate majors, undergraduate schools, graduate degrees, graduate institutions, as well as executivesβ first experience working in baseball and any prior non-athletic career experience.
First, letβs look at undergraduate majors. From most frequent to least frequent, executives studied: economics (16), communications (8), history (8), business administration (7), finance (5), mathematics (5), english (4), political science (4), sports management (4), psychology (4), accounting (2), American studies (1), biomedical engineering (1), cognitive science (1), computer science (1), east Asian studies (1), eastern languages and civilization (1), education (1), engineering physics (1), food and nutrition (1), art history (1), industrial engineering (1), industrial labor relations (1), information technology (1), journalism (1), kinesiology (1), latin classics (1), mechanical engineering (1), molecular biophysics (1), physical education (1), public policy (1), sociology (1), sports marketing (1), statistics (1).
I wasnβt able to find majors for some of the older executives, but this seems like a broad enough sampling.
Now, for undergraduate colleges and universities. From most frequent to least frequent, executives attended: Harvard (7), Yale (7), Princeton (5), Dartmouth (3), Haverford (3), Northwestern (3), Notre Dame (3), UC Berkeley (3), Cornell (2), George Mason (2), Georgetown (2), MIT (2), Tufts (2), Tulane (2), UC Davis (2), UC San Diego (2), UChicago (2), UPenn (2), University of Illinois
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Please find the list below:
18906.College Algebra (Self-paced) 1st edition
18907.Criminal Investigation (Self-paced) 1st edition
18908.Criminal Courts (Self-paced) 1st edition
18909.Criminal Justice Ethics (Self-paced) 1st edition
18910.Criminology (Self-paced) 1st edition
18911.English Composition II (Self-paced) 1st edition
18912.English Composition I (Self-paced) 1st edition
18913.Critical Thinking (Self-paced) 1st edition
18914.Environmental Science (Self-paced) 1st edition
18915.Entrepreneurship (Self-paced) 1st edition
18916.Ethics (Self-paced) 1st edition
18917.Human Resource Management (Self-paced) 1st edition
18918.Introduction to Business (Self-paced) 1st edition
18919.Introduction to Criminal Justice (Self-paced) 1st edition
18920.Introduction to Finance (Self-paced) 1st edition
18921.Introduction to Economics (Self-paced) 1st edition
18922.Introduction to Literature (Self-paced) 1st edition
18923.Introduction to Psychology (Self-paced) 1st edition
18924.Introduction to Sociology (Self-paced) 1st edition
18925.Introductory Biology (Self-paced) 1st edition
18926.Macroeconomics (Self-paced) 1st edition
18927.Microeconomics (Self-paced) 1st edition
18928.Medical Terminology (Self-paced) 1st edition
18929.Principles of Management (Self-paced) 1st edition
18930.Organizational Behavior (Self-paced) 1st edition
18931.Statistics (Self-paced) 1st edition
18932.Principles of Marketing (Self-paced) 1st edition
18933.Victimology (Self-paced) 1st edition
18934.Supervision (Self-paced) 1st edition
18935.Student Success (Self-paced) 1st edition
18936.Nursing: A Concept-Based Approach to Learning, Volumes I, II & III 3rd edition PEARSON EDUCATION
18937.BASIC ARRHY&VOL 1-5&MBL/ET&PARA&PREHOSP PKG 8th edition
18938.Microeconomics (Instructor-led) 1st edition
18939.Principles of Marketing (Instructor-led) 1st edition
18940.Concepts in Statistics (Instructor-led) 1st edition
18941.Macroeconomics (Instr
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Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
free
"That's what they're fighting about."
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