A list of puns related to "Ben Daimio"
[Ben Daimio] (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/hellboy/images/3/3d/BenDaimio.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080724222715) is from the B.P.R.D comic series, which is set in the Hellboy universe. Ben was a Marine up until a mission in the Bolivian Jungle, in which his squad was murdered by a jaguar-worhipping cult and Ben had [part of his face bitten off by a zombie-nun.] (http://imgur.com/LThj04f). A jaguar spirit [infected him and revived him] (http://imgur.com/XOvXK8y). Ben spent three days dead before he came back to life, [ripping out of his body bag during his own autopsy.] (http://imgur.com/a/jlSMR) From there, he joined the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense, becoming commander of the Bureau's war against supernatural forces.
B.P.R.D is a team-based comic, which means Ben is one of several central characters, and often focuses on story rather than combat. So this RT is partly about how badass of a character Ben is rather than just his combat feats.
Abilities and Traits
Despite his death and revival, Ben is, under normal conditions, an average human.
[He really likes guns] (http://imgur.com/uGdNcMT) and considers them a [dependable solution for most problems.] (http://imgur.com/Ih4iktn)
[Ben doesn't fuck around] (http://imgur.com/ZO3ZhjN) and [doesn't take chances] (http://imgur.com/BMAER6K). He's willing to do what others in his team won't.
[Seemingly seconds from death, Ben plans on going out guns-blazing] (http://imgur.com/0QH19LL)
[An electric attack knocks out everyone in the area] (http://imgur.com/HdW3v8w), but [Ben alone is back on his feet shortly after] (http://imgur.com/F6u2cj1)
[Takes a surprise blow to the head with no lasting repercussions.] (http://imgur.com/khlWllo) The woman attacking him KO'd her husband with the same trick, so she's not weak.
Jaguar Spirit
The jaguar spirit that gave Ben a second chance at life began living in his body. Ben attempted to keep it at bay with magical rituals, but eventually it broke free, transforming him into [a powerful monster] (http://imgur.com/aWy9XrW) who attacks everything in sight.
[Is completely bulletproof and walks away from a huge explosion] (http://imgur.com/a/grkTt)
The same spirit in another body [was borderline FTE] (http://imgur.com/RnVQJQD)
[Moves as a blur] (http://imgur.com/6AkOxFQ)
[Rips apart a whole squad] (http://imgur.com/8bVWQVa)
[Fights Johann Kraus] (http://imgur.com/a/YrS4M). Johann is using a [superhuman body] (http:/
With Ed Skrein smartly dropping out of the role I started to wonder why are they even using this character? I assume they wants full BPRD team, but I feel like his character could possibly pull focus from Hellboy. That's why they never did Roger in the original movies. Plus I'm annoyed that he'd get cast first before Abe Sapien, who I think is a more important character.
Since they're starting a shared universe with the new Hellboy, does anyone think Ben might get a spin-off, in the way Abe was supposed to get one way back in Perlman days? I think he could totally get a movie.
ROUND 1: IN CHARACTER, TO KO, INCAP, OR DEATH, POKEMON STADIUM
ROUND 2: CASTLE DRACULA RIGHT AFTER DRACULA ASKS "WHAT IS A MAN?!" BLOODLUSTED
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
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