In English, nothing rhymes with orange.

In French, nothing rhymes with dog. (Nothing="rien", Dog="chien")

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JambaJorp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18 2023
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In honor of Empress Sisi, we are going to name our daughter after her. (Long)

An Austrian and an American recently found out they are having a girl. In honor of the Austrian Empress Sisi, they've decided to name their baby, Meer-Sea (Sea-sea), a wordplay on English & German.

The couple went over to their French neighbor to share the good news.

While there, the French neighbor gets a phone call and politely excuses himself. Several minutes later the French neighbor repeats 'Merci Beaucoup, Merci Beaucoup' and hangs up.

Overhearing this, the American suddenly gets up, picks up the phone and redials the number.

The French neighbor is confused by this. But before he could do anything, the American says,

"Our daughterโ€™s name is not Meer-Sea Beaucoup, itโ€™s Meer-Sea Bauer!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Beginning_Rice6830
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 25 2022
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I need โ€œBeauโ€ puns!!

Please post your best Beau (my bfs name) puns. Iโ€™m making him a note jar for Valentineโ€™s and Iโ€™m short on puns. I already have Bodacious, Beautiful, and beaucoup (bookoo)

Post just a word or a short joke. Thanks guys!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GoblinQueen1998
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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