Which of the Star Wars characters would be most helpful during childbirth?

Obi Gyn Kenobi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oniususd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2023
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I hate it, when people hear me talking about Star Trek and think, it's appropriate to say: "may the force be with you".

Like really, if you're not able to name a single team member of SG-1, just shut your mouth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GiborDesign
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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Star Wars dad jokes seem to be getting less popular.

I have a bad feeling about this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ralmidani
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2022
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One day an airplane pilot decided he wanted to be a baseball star, so he went to talk to a coach.

The coach asks him β€œcan you pitch?”, the pilot replies β€œyaw”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoyYumSauce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2022
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Yeah yeah, May the Fourth be with you and all that. Look, if you're expecting a Star Wars pun from me,

you're looking in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myverypunnydad
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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If there's a race that Star Trek captains never seem to be able to get rid of...

It's the cling-ons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragonslumber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to get the Star Wars model I want because it's so expensive.

Fortunately the store has a Leia Way program.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rorymccommidhe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2022
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Winona Ryder's career looked to be on the rocks, but now she's a star again.

Stranger things have happened.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThusSpokeGaba
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2022
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In the next Star Wars movie, the Sith will be led by clones of the princess.

It will be a multi-Leia-ed story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwan_e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2021
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What would be used to execute Royals if French Revolution took place in Star Wars?

A Palpatine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nocturnal1401
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2021
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William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying β€˜Shatner Panties’.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peterd3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Oil bet this would be great to drive out and go star gazing with
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kioshi43
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Unless they wanted to be a rock star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oknopesookok
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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If there were a car dealership in Star Wars it would be called Toyoda
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahpizzie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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You know what would be really cool in Star Wars?

Hoth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greyzombie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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How can you be sure you’ll always be able to find a seat in Star Wars church?

Because of all the pew-pew-pews!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nowhere53
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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My employee asked me what does it take to be a star performer..

Me: Mostly Hydrogen and Helium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phs_uw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I don’t think I’ll be disappointed with the new Star Wars movie...

My expectations are already solo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fidelflicka
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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On December 18, 2015, seeing the new Star Wars movie will be on my R2D2-do list.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/engfish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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"Watching all series about Star Trek would really be an endeavor" "don't you mean... ENTERPRISE"

Not even safe on snap chat from these puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petticoatwar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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