My husband says he is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”
Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.
I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking to myself....
Where the fuck is my roof ?
In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), here’s a themed dad joke!
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
Just a reminder that it's only "Star Wars Day" if....
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
Which Star Wars character likes to invest in stocks?
My son asked me why is there space between earth and stars?
Because earthandstars is hard to read.
My son Luke loves it that we named all our kids after Star Wars characters...
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
What did the blackhole say to the star before eating it?
My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I've had enough. I'm leaving you."
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
Ms Wilson, Australian star of the Pitch Perfect movies has announced she no longer believes in Santa.
She is a Rebel without a Claus.
I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon
Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.
His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
What do you call a neon sheep in the Star Wars universe?
Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?
I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
Divorce is strong with this one.
I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....
So, I took her to the planetarium.
Jesus Christ Snooker Star.
Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!
I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange
My favorite Star Wars character is a philosopher
What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?
Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.
I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
Becoming a rock star…
…might make you feel boulder.
Every star is holy. Why, you ask?
Because they all have mass!
How do you humiliate a reality t.v. star ?
Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself
Where the heck is the ceiling?
What does Mission Impossible's star give when he f**ks up?
Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
Star Trek Halloween Special
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
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