What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?
What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive?
What is Kahn’s favorite part about Scooby-Doo?
We are almost out of kitty litter, so my cats will make doo with what litter we have
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My girlfriend threw away my scooby doo boxers.
In Dubai, they don't show The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi doo
My dad likes to call people "Doo-doo" as a joke.
He really likes to yell it when looking for people and he does it so often that his co-workers started calling him "Doo-doo". So the other day a new hire witnessed this exchange,
Co-worker: Hey Doo-doo can you check for a part that came in?
Dad: Yeah no prob.
Confused she asked him: Why do people call you Doo-doo?!
Without missing a beat my dad turned to her and said: CAUSE IM THE SHIT!!!
Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. are clearly from Colombia
They make it very clear in every episode that they’re Medellín kids.
If a Rooster says Cock-a- doodle-doo!What does a hen say?
Cluck cluck any cock-will-do!
The guy who invented the Hokey Pokey died last week.
Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.
I made a song about COVID-19
The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
He'll be gone in a day or two.
I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
This sub is really going downhill...
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it!
What is the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?
“Did someone say doobie?”——Snoop Dogg.
Dif you know people from dubai don't like the flintstones....
But people from Abu Dhabi doo..
Every Girl...
My buddy Dan hated this picture.
I told him he had it wrong, because....
https://preview.redd.it/a8938op039o31.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1efb0347ef57317f3ca2ca41199518c677207bb
.... "Every Girl Crazy 'bout a Shark Dress, Man !"
(spins guitar on belt buckle)
1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri
In what state do you watch a priest, sneeze, and sit down?
massachusetts.
It gets worse. My kids and I have a ton of these for different states. Should it be one thread?
Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead
What song does Pepper Potts sing to her newborn?
Ba-by Stark doot doo doot doo doot doo....
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
Ive been waiting all year to post this
Under pressure
At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said "I don't know that one but I can have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."
I just quit my 20/hr per week internship to start my first full-time job and I'm kind of sad...
...I think I'm suffering from post-part-time depression.
What do you call a dog on an underwater vessel?
Flintstones show was really ahead of it's time.
One of the funniest things my dad ever said.
He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"
What do you call a mausoleum where you’d bury the Beatles?
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
Where do you see John Cena?
At the Cenama
^^I'm ^^sorry
My 7yo son was watching me play Overwatch the other day. My team lost so the game said "Defeat". I said "why would they say that, everyone in the game has two feet."
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My son speaks french.
"Defeat" sounds almost exactly like "Deux feet".
What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?
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