My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop speaking in Star Wars quotes.

Divorce is strong with this one.

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👤︎ u/Burnin8
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After coming back from the vet and finding my turtle needs surgery.

Me: ::starring blankly while eating dinner:: Wife: Are you just shell shocked at the price?

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👤︎ u/Zcamper
📅︎ Jul 17 2017
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