Star Wars dad jokes seem to be getting less popular.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I hate it, when people hear me talking about Star Trek and think, it's appropriate to say: "may the force be with you".
Like really, if you're not able to name a single team member of SG-1, just shut your mouth!
One day an airplane pilot decided he wanted to be a baseball star, so he went to talk to a coach.
The coach asks him “can you pitch?”, the pilot replies “yaw”.
Yeah yeah, May the Fourth be with you and all that. Look, if you're expecting a Star Wars pun from me,
you're looking in Alderaan places.
If there's a race that Star Trek captains never seem to be able to get rid of...
It's the cling-ons
I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to get the Star Wars model I want because it's so expensive.
Fortunately the store has a Leia Way program.
Winona Ryder's career looked to be on the rocks, but now she's a star again.
Stranger things have happened.
In the next Star Wars movie, the Sith will be led by clones of the princess.
It will be a multi-Leia-ed story.
What would be used to execute Royals if French Revolution took place in Star Wars?
A Palpatine
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
Man, De Lorain
Oil bet this would be great to drive out and go star gazing with
If there were a car dealership in Star Wars it would be called Toyoda
You know what would be really cool in Star Wars?
Hoth.
How can you be sure you’ll always be able to find a seat in Star Wars church?
Because of all the pew-pew-pews!
My employee asked me what does it take to be a star performer..
Me: Mostly Hydrogen and Helium
I don’t think I’ll be disappointed with the new Star Wars movie...
My expectations are already solo.
On December 18, 2015, seeing the new Star Wars movie will be on my R2D2-do list.
"Watching all series about Star Trek would really be an endeavor" "don't you mean... ENTERPRISE"
Not even safe on snap chat from these puns
