Get! Out! Jerry will be starring, directing and producing a comedy movie about the pop tart! Co-written with Barry Marder and Spike Feresten! Hoochie Mama!!!
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Letter from HST to his literary agent, Jeff Posternak regarding "Letters From A Nut" correspondence. Many people, including HST, believed the author Barry Marder/Asterisk was actually comedian Jerry Seinfeld.
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I know Seinfeld is a Mets fan, but caught this old pic in the season finale of his Netflix show of him and Barry Marder rocking the Wahoo
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ACS | April 11th, 2019 | Patrick Warburton, Barry Marder, and Eat Your Feelings

Download/Listen: https://adamcarolla.com/blogs/podcast-archive/patrick-warburton-barry-marder-and-eat-your-feelings

Summary:

At the top of the show, Adam talks about the language of losers and things falling off of your plate. He then shares a clip from his upcoming Take A Knee interview with Yakov Smirnoff, and talks about Kevin Hart’s standup specials leading to him not hosting the Oscars.

Patrick Warburton and Barry Marder are in studio next, and Adam talks with them about β€˜Letters From A Nut’, which was originally played by Barry, but now Patrick will be taking over the role. Barry explains the origins of the show, and Patrick reads some of the crazy letters that will be performed on stage.

Gina then begins the news talking about the first image ever of a black hole. They also discuss Magic Johnson stepping down from his role in the Lakers organization, a gymnast recovering from a horrific knee injury during a floor routine, and more bad news for Uber. Other news stories include β€˜Preachers and Sneakers’, the new β€˜consent condoms’, and sexual activity rates declining in Japan. As the show wraps up, Gina brings in a new recipe for β€˜Eat Your Feelings’.

Enjoy the book series of β€˜Letters from a Nut’ on Amazon, and enjoy the newest special available on all digital platforms. You can also watch Patrick perform live by getting tickets at http://improv.com

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Links:

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Seinfeld talks to Howard Stern about Barry Marder youtu.be/36nx1LdywbM
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Norm & Kevin Nealon Exchange Barry Marder Jokes soundcloud.com/sanit-tine…
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ACS | June 5th, 2017 | Barry Marder and Beth Kennedy

Download/Listen: http://adamcarolla.com/barry-marder-and-beth-kennedy/

Show Summary

At the top of the show, Adam talks about having an interaction with his mother in which she tries to convince him he doesn’t actually know Donald Trump. Then Adam plays a clip from an episode of this weeks Reasonable Doubt in which him and Mark Geragos discuss Kathy Griffins latest comedic stunt involving a fake, severed head of Donald Trump. After that, Adam went to see β€œThe Book of Mormon” with the family and ran into Jo Koy! Before the break, the gang takes some fan phone calls on a new rich/man poor man, and which accents are appropriate to imitate and which ones aren’t.

Barry Marder and Beth Kennedy are in-studio next to discuss Barry’s book-turned-theater play Letters From A Nut. Adam opens the interview asking Barry about how his book series came to be and eventually got turned into a play. Then Barry and Beth perform live version except from two of the letters in Barry’s book. Before they wrap, Gina delivers her daily news stories on: The recent terrorist stabbing attacks in London, Bill Maher apologizing after using a racial slur on his show, Wonder Woman rocking the box office this weekend, the Mets mascot getting canned after giving the ginfer to some unruly fans, a girl accepted into Yale for writing her essay on ordering pizza, a baseball teams therapy dog, and Florida getting rid of the tampon tax.

Letters From A Nut Begins production at the Geffen Playhouse starting Wednesday, June 28th. Follow the theater @ GeffenPlahouse, and check for tickets on their website at http://geffenplayhouse.org/

References

"Crank Yankers" clip

Bill Maher Calls Himself a 'House N*gga' on HBO's 'Real Time With Bill Maher'

Mr Met gives fan the finger during 7-1 loss to Brewers

Images

http://adamcarolla.com/barry-marder-and-beth-kennedy/nggallery/slideshow

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Watch Comedians in Cars getting Coffee, Barry Marder: You Don't Want to Offend a Cannibal, Season 1, Episode 7 Online Free crackle.com/c/comedians-i…
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Guns
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The two genders
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If β€œwomb” is pronounced β€œwoom” and β€œtomb” is pronounced β€œtoom” then shouldn’t β€œbomb” be pronounced…

β€œBOOM”?!

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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