Did you guys hear Ozzy Osbourne drank root beer in space?

Barq’s on the moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdressen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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All she wanted was Root Beer

While standing at the register of a New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co, the lady taking our order asked what we would like to drink. My girlfriend responds "I want some barq's!" To which I promptly replied, "woof, woof, WOOF!" 0 laughs or smiles and I could feel the air around me thicken with dad joke cringe. Fuck it, I loved it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddesla2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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I picked up a soda can, turned to my wife and asked, β€œIs this a real Sprite?”

Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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TIL Ozzy Osborne, famous musician, funded the first ever soda in space.

He called it "Barq's at the Moon"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notFarkus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2017
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I think I’m gonna buy my dog some root beer

She’s been asking for Barq’s all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoaABlueCar
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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