4 Hilarious Barq Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

All she wanted was Root Beer

While standing at the register of a New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co, the lady taking our order asked what we would like to drink. My girlfriend responds "I want some barq's!" To which I promptly replied, "woof, woof, WOOF!" 0 laughs or smiles and I could feel the air around me thicken with dad joke cringe. Fuck it, I loved it.

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👤︎ u/ddesla2

📅︎ Jan 19 2015

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I picked up a soda can, turned to my wife and asked, “Is this a real Sprite?”

Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!

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👤︎ u/testmonkeyalpha

📅︎ Sep 29 2018

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I think I’m gonna buy my dog some root beer

She’s been asking for Barq’s all day

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👤︎ u/WhoaABlueCar

📅︎ May 16 2018

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TIL Ozzy Osborne, famous musician, funded the first ever soda in space.

He called it "Barq's at the Moon"

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👤︎ u/notFarkus

📅︎ Jun 24 2017

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