Why do the Swedish put barcodes on the side of their ships?
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︎ May 17 2021
Why do the Norwegian navy men have barcodes on them?
So they can Scandanavian.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes?
So when they pull into port, the workers can Scandinavian.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
The Swedish navy have labelled all their vessels with giant barcodes,
So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Why does Norway have barcodes on the sides of it's ships ?
So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their boats?
So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?
So when they come in they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Did you hear about the Norwegian barcodes they are putting on ships
They put them there so they can scanthenavyin
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Why does Norway and Swedenβs navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So the can scandinavian
Canβt take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why does Sweden have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
Itβs so when they enter the port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why did the Norwegian boats have barcodes on the side?
When they dock, they can scan-di-navian...
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Why do Norway's battleships have barcodes on the side of them?
So when they enter port, they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Norwayβs started putting barcodes on their ships...
...so they can scan da navy in.
(Not mine; saw it on Facebook)
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Why do Danish warships have barcodes on the side of them?
So they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Aug 03 2019
(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Why do the Norwegians put barcodes on their military vessels?
So when they get back they can Scandinavian
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Why does the Swedish Navy put barcodes on all of their ships?
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︎ May 02 2021
Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?
So they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Why does Norway have barcodes on their ships?
So they can just Scandinavian
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Why do Swedish ships have barcodes?
So they can scandinavian.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Did you know Norway has barcodes on the sides of all of their ships?
Itβs so they can Scandinavian
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Did you know the Norway Navy has barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Did you know that the ships in the Swedish navy have barcodes on them?
Itβs so when they come back they can Scandinavian
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Why does Norway's navy have barcodes on the sides of the ships?
So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?
So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
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︎ May 16 2019
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Dec 17 2019
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
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︎ May 29 2019
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Why does Norway put barcodes on their military ships?
So when they return, they can Scandinavian
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Oct 26 2018
Why does Norway put barcodes on their ships?
So they can scan-di-navian
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︎ Mar 30 2019
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their boats?
So when they come back to port they can...
Scandinavian
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︎ Oct 02 2017
Why do Norwegian boats have a barcode on the side
So they can Scan-di-navian
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Why does the Swedish navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them?
So when they come in to port, they can scan the navy in. (Scandinavian)
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Why do the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on all their ships?
So when they come back to port, they can... Scandinavian
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on the side?
Because when they return to port, they can.....
Scandinavian!!
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when the come back to port they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Did you hear they're putting barcodes on all Norwegian ships so they can Scan-da-Navy-in.
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