Why do the Swedish put barcodes on the side of their ships?

To scan da navy in.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Why do the Norwegian navy men have barcodes on them?

So they can Scandanavian.

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Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes?

So when they pull into port, the workers can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
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The Swedish navy have labelled all their vessels with giant barcodes,

So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Why does Norway have barcodes on the sides of it's ships ?

So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their boats?

So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabz09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?

So when they come in they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thee-lorax-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Did you hear about the Norwegian barcodes they are putting on ships

They put them there so they can scanthenavyin

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why does Norway and Sweden’s navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So the can scandinavian

Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeutscheTaters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why does Sweden have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

It’s so when they enter the port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why did the Norwegian boats have barcodes on the side?

When they dock, they can scan-di-navian...

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Why do Norway's battleships have barcodes on the side of them?

So when they enter port, they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Norway’s started putting barcodes on their ships...

...so they can scan da navy in.

(Not mine; saw it on Facebook)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kilmarnock228
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Why do Danish warships have barcodes on the side of them?

So they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunaticluna420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.

After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.

I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?

Its so they can scan-de-navien

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InnTheAbyss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Why do the Norwegians put barcodes on their military vessels?

So when they get back they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_RivenRoth_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why does the Swedish Navy put barcodes on all of their ships?

To Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/an0ddity
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?

So they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClemPrime13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them?

So they can Scandinavian

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why does Norway have barcodes on their ships?

So they can just Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clangin813
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artofmuziq88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why do Swedish ships have barcodes?

So they can scandinavian.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Did you know Norway has barcodes on the sides of all of their ships?

It’s so they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carson0412
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Did you know the Norway Navy has barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mercury1091
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Did you know that the ships in the Swedish navy have barcodes on them?

It’s so when they come back they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerFluff27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hairyballzak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why does Norway's navy have barcodes on the sides of the ships?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookycheesepuff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?

So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegaderis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbizzlebev
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/victor_devito
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeopardusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why does Norway put barcodes on their military ships?

So when they return, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radnegone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why does Norway put barcodes on their ships?

So they can scan-di-navian

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Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their boats?

So when they come back to port they can...

Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePoeticElixir
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Why do Norwegian boats have a barcode on the side

So they can Scan-di-navian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fatboyonadiet4lyf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Why does the Swedish navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GymLadJack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them?

So when they come in to port, they can scan the navy in. (Scandinavian)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krispyk84
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why do the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on all their ships?

So when they come back to port, they can... Scandinavian

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on the side?

Because when they return to port, they can.....

Scandinavian!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusRoX123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when the come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrClapCheeks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Did you hear they're putting barcodes on all Norwegian ships so they can Scan-da-Navy-in.
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