Why do they call him β€œAvogadro”?

Because he made guacaMOLE

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Why did Avogadro stop going to the chiropractor on October 24?

He was only tense to the 23rd.

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I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized...

...I'd accidentally ordered Avogadro's Toast.

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What do millennial chemists eat?

Avogadro toast.

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Got my two science degree daughters with this joke ;)
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What do you use to make a mole of guacamole?

Avogadros

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Having mole problems?

Call out specialist Avogadro at 602-1023

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My dad wants to know if he should get "this mole" checked out...

He sent me this pic: http://imgur.com/MuXVhX0

For those that don't get it, it's Avogadro's constant, whose value is: 6.022141Γ—10^23. This number represents the number of atoms in one gram of Carbon-12.

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Dadjoked one of my students last semester

I was a chemistry TA.

Student writes "esther" on their paper.

Me: Chemists follow Avogadro's Law, not Abraham's!

Entire class groans.

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