Avast Puns

A list of puns related to "Avast"

What's Blackbeard's favourite antivirus?

Avast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peruserprecurer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

Riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What did the pirate say when he turned eighty years old?

Aye matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifoundtheavadcados
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What's a pirate's favorite antivirus?

Avast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dualtohex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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How do you know pirates prefer voluptuous women?

They’re always hollerin’ for β€œavast booty!!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G200Sleepr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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When is a sailor not a sailor?

When he is abroad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolutionCat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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What do you call an overweight pirate?

Avast Matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PerennialPhilosopher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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I just pirated some antivirus software

Avast: Ye Matey Edition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3R3G3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2014
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