They got so high.
Mine would be
Dead - vocals
Maniac - vocals
Attila Csihar - vocals
Euronymous - guitar
Blasphemer - guitar
Count Grishnackh - bass
Necrobutcher - bass
Hellhammer - drums
It can be any member dead or alive.
I'm curious about the original Hungarian lyrics by Attila Csihar to the Sunn O))) song "Hunting & Gathering (Cydonia)". All lyrics-providing services only know their English translation.
Anyone here have anything helpful?
This is a story about a Norwegian black metal band called Mayhem. Black metal is an extreme metal subgenre that generally is very dark. It has high pitched screams, fast drum parts and overall melodic but ominous guitar riffs. The black metal band Mayhem was formed in 1984 by Euronymous (on guitar), Necrobutcher (on bass) and Manheim (on drums).
In 1988 a mysterious Swedish guy contacts Mayhem. His name is Dead. He auditions for the band by sending to the band an envelope with a small letter, a demotape with some of his guttural vocals and a crucified mouse. Euronymous is totally fascinated by this morbidity and invites Dead to join Mayhem. Soon after Dead joins Mayhem receives a new drummer named Hellhammer.
From left to right: Necrobutcher, Euronymous, Dead, Hellhammer.
When Dead joins Mayhem the vibe in the band changes drastically. Dead is a very depressed and suicidal individual. He embraces death in every way. Before gigs he buries his clothes under the ground. He does this so it looks like he just walked out of his own grave while singing on stage. Dead also fills bags with dead mice or birds. He enjoys inhaling the reeking air that comes out of this bag. A third equally disturbing thing is that Dead cuts himself on stage all the time. One time he had to be hospitalized because he cut his arm open with a broken Cola bottle.
In the year of 1991 Dead is alone at home. He shares his house with Euronymous, but he's gone for a while. Dead cuts his wrists open and blows his brains out with a gun to make sure the job is done. He left a little suicide note saying the following: "Sorry about the blood." and it went on stating "Nobody will understand me, but as a brief explanation, I am not human, this is a dream and I am about to wake up."
When Euronymous discovers the body there's no sign of grief in him whatsoever. In the contrary, Euronymous brings a photo camera and decides to take a picture of Deads body. This picture can be seen on the cover of Mayhem's album 'Dawn of the Black Hearts'. Euronymous also took pieces of Deads skull and made necklaces out of it. He would send these necklaces to other people in the scene.
In 1992 two individuals join the band. Varg Vikernes and Attila Csihar. Varg Vikernes, the new bass player of Mayhem, earned his fame partly for his one man black metal project named Burzum, but he ma
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
