[Help!] I'm asking this girl to prom and I need help with the sign.

She's super good at basketball and signed to Alabama earlier this year. I was trying to think of something funny, and usually I'm pretty good at that sorta thing, but Alabama just doesn't work too well. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.

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My doctor got me

I went in to urgent care after messing my ankle up

Doc: So, what happened?

Me: I was playing basketball and went up for a board. I landed on someone's foot and now I'm here

Doc [deadpan]: Why was there a board above the court?

I laughed my ass off. His assistant failed to see the humor

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