Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?
Gotta be Low key
Why did Thanos settle on Asgard for his vacation?
He wanted to keep it low key (Loki)
Thor’s brother didn’t want anyone to know he was helping him save Asgard
He was Loki, a revenger
Just flew in from Asgard
And boy, are my arms Thor!
Which is the number 1 cereal brand in Asgard?
Bifrosties
*holy shit almost crapped my pants with excitement when I came up with this. GF not as excited, I'm counting on you guys
Did you hear how Thor saved Loki’s butt?
With an Asgard.
Why does Thor wear steel underpants?
He believes in the strengths of Asgard
Get the Chicken to Thaw
Wife: Can you get some chicken to thaw?
Dad: Hmm. Hey Son, didn't they destroy the rainbow bridge?
Son: what??
Dad: To Asgard, didn't they destroy the bridge?
Son: Yes........why.......?
Dad: I'm just not sure how I'm gonna get the chicken to Thor that's all.
I just flew in from Asgard and man are my arms Thor!
