Aristocracy Puns

A list of puns related to "Aristocracy"

I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy

Polyurethane?

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👤︎ u/vantoch81
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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If Mark Wahlberg married into the old French aristocracy...

He’d be Marquis Mark.

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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What does the avian aristocracy call the lower classes? obviologistpuns.tumblr.co…
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👤︎ u/obviologist
📅︎ May 23 2016
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