Why princess ariel didn't finish high school?

Because her grades were always under the C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
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How was Ariel born?

Sea-section.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?

Under DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Ariel, Calibri and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

Barman looks at them and says, sorry your type aren't welcome here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
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Anyone know why Ariel, The Little Mermaid wears seashells?

Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! πŸ¦€πŸ 

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSJZulko
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Is your name Ariel...

Because I think we were mermaid for each other.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What does Ariel wear sea shells?

Because she can’t fit in D shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retired5326
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What happens during Ariels time of the month?

Red tide.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What does Ariel put on her toast?

Mermalaid.

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Why does Ariel wear a seashell bra?

Because a D-shell bra would be too big for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJVladek62
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Why Doesn't Ariel Use The Space Bar?

It's unda da C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PleaseWithC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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Why did Ariel wear seashells? (x-post from funny)
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What size breasts did Ariel have?

Sea-cups

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dowhatnow30
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2015
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What was the Ariel's motive for the murder of Eric?

She didn't have one- she just did it for the Halibut.

(Thought of that one while vacuuming listening to the Disney Pandora station, because that's what adults do)

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why do people have to be so shellfish
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Grand-dad jokes

My daughter looking at disney princesses: whos thay

Me: thats Ariel

Grand-dad: i didnt know they named princesses after antennas

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What do you call a mermaid on your roof

Ariel... (Aerial)

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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The Little Mermaid was filmed...

...using an Ariel-view camera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdvantaJeous
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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Dadjokes at Disney World

In line for a ride, my elder daughter had been acting up a bit. When the cast member asked me the number in our party, I said "pi". At the curious look, I explained that she was a little irrational today.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
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If Ariel is a princess...

Is she the princess of whales?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Why does Ariel wear sea shells?

Because d shells are too big.

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