Because she outgrew her B-shells
She should be named Nautical!
Because her grades were always under the C.
Under DC.
Barman looks at them and says, sorry your type aren't welcome here.
Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! π¦π
Because I think we were mermaid for each other.
Because she canβt fit in D shells
Red tide.
Mermalaid.
Because a D-shell bra would be too big for her.
It's unda da C.
Sea-cups
She didn't have one- she just did it for the Halibut.
(Thought of that one while vacuuming listening to the Disney Pandora station, because that's what adults do)
Ariel
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
My daughter looking at disney princesses: whos thay
Me: thats Ariel
Grand-dad: i didnt know they named princesses after antennas
Ariel... (Aerial)
...using an Ariel-view camera.
In line for a ride, my elder daughter had been acting up a bit. When the cast member asked me the number in our party, I said "pi". At the curious look, I explained that she was a little irrational today.
Is she the princess of whales?
Because d shells are too big.
