It the first thing you do on January 1st is go to a restaurant and order a starter dish, you’re having an APPY new year.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Severe-Draw-5979
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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Arr Appy Birthday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldMan3212
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Why are there no penguins in Great-Brittain?

They are afraid of Wales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xonihr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2022
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I have you guys to thank...

So I was at a pub getting some pre-concert eats and the waitress comes over with the appy plates and salt and pepper shakers.
She accidentally knocks the salt over and without missing a beat I yelled "That's a salt!" I could just feel the pub-wide groan.
So thanks all you of r/dadjokes. That one was for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trystanik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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It the first thing you do on January 1st is go to a restaurant and order a starter dish, you’re having an APPY new year.

Happy new year, folks.

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