A list of puns related to "Appy Fizz"
Iโve got the hen party of a friend I lived with in India coming up and weโre supposed to buy items for her that sheโll be able to then guess who they came from. While we were out in India, we both loved coming home to a nice cold Appy Fizz, but Iโve had a look and I donโt think I can buy it off Amazon etc.
Anybody who frequents Asian supermarkets often or even knows of someone who imports who may stock Appy Fizz in the UK?
Hello All!
Quick background, I used to live and work in Rajasthan, India and met my friend out there and we lived together. We both worked outside and loved nothing more than finishing our shift and coming home to a bottle of Appy Fizz. At the end of our contract, we both moved back the UK.
She's due to get married this year and is having a Hen Party at the end of this month and as part of the night, we're supposed to gift her something that reminds her of where she met us and then she guesses who bought her the gift.
I'd love to get her a bottle of Appy Fizz to go along with some other bits and pieces, but I'm struggling to find any in the UK.
I'm able to exchange for a wide range of UK/EU snacky goodness. Haribo, Galaxy Chocolate, Cadbury's, Kinder Bueno's etc. but I'm also happy to pay a reasonable amount for the purchase & postage & packaging for the Appy Fizz.
Look forward to hearing from you all!
*Discount doesn't apply to shipping costs; Return Buyers must purchase from same account
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Whatโs your frequency? Are you a social drinker? On the regular? Never? 13 years old?
And your preference with your drinks? Beer? Whisky? Vodka? Appy fizz?
(: Share your hangover cure too
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itโs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
And now Iโm cannelloni
HAPPY (Almost) NEW YEAR MUE! Instead of marking down all my prices again, I'm offering limited-time 15% OFF everything (before shipping) paid for prior to 12/31/21 as a last ditch attempt to declutter my life.
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Happy Holidays MUE!
Thanks for checking out my long (but organized) sale! Lots of new additions in every category, replenished the FWP section & also reduced most prices in an effort to clear house!
[BN/BNIB: Brand New/Brand New in Box, NWOB: New Without Box, LU: Swatched/Light Use (used 1-3x), MU: Moderate Use, RV: Retail Value, DISC: discontinued]
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Thanks for checking out my long (but organized) sale! Lots of new additions in every category this week, replenished the FWP section & also reduced most prices in an effort to clear house!
[BN/BNIB: Brand New/Brand New in Box, NWOB: New Without Box, LU: Swatched/Light Use (used 1-3x), MU: Moderate Use, RV: Retail Value, DISC: discontinued]
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