A list of puns related to "Antonio"
Alamo'd
Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.🤠
Because he has cold feet!!!
Especially curry.
He replied, "No, Antonio Banderas."
There's a rich man that has an Italian chef named Antonio and a Mexican servant named Terry. The rich man requests a meat dish with an Asian kick, so the chef gets to work, but he soon notices that he has no Asian flavoring. Frantically, he sends the servant to get some sauce.
As the rich man becomes increasingly impatient for his meal, the chef calls the servant and asks, "Terry, where are you, and what sauce did you get?"
The servant, pulling into the driveway, replies simply, "Terry aqui!"
UFO sighting
https://twitter.com/AntonioParis/status/578695878254395392/photo/1
One of my best friends is on a trip to San Antonio. She posted a picture showing that her hotel is directly accross from the Alamo. I asked if she said "Alamo-sey on over there later!"
She called me a dweeb and I laughed at my own joke for a good five minutes.
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