How do people in San Antonio like their pie? /r/texas/comments/iri4xb/…
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👤︎ u/carper5
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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How do people in San Antonio, Texas like their pie?

Alamo'd

Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.🤠

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👤︎ u/Brydaro
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Why can't Antonio Brown get married?

Because he has cold feet!!!

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👤︎ u/Gdfternoon
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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The San Antonio Spurs do not like Indian food.

Especially curry.

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👤︎ u/engfish
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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A Spanish actor started a fight in my brother's bar last week. I asked, "Have you barred him?"

He replied, "No, Antonio Banderas."

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📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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A Rich Man, his Chef, and his Servant.

There's a rich man that has an Italian chef named Antonio and a Mexican servant named Terry. The rich man requests a meat dish with an Asian kick, so the chef gets to work, but he soon notices that he has no Asian flavoring. Frantically, he sends the servant to get some sauce.

As the rich man becomes increasingly impatient for his meal, the chef calls the servant and asks, "Terry, where are you, and what sauce did you get?"

The servant, pulling into the driveway, replies simply, "Terry aqui!"

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📅︎ Jun 30 2015
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This guy must be a great dad

UFO sighting

https://twitter.com/AntonioParis/status/578695878254395392/photo/1

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📅︎ Mar 19 2015
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Got a good friend on Facebook

One of my best friends is on a trip to San Antonio. She posted a picture showing that her hotel is directly accross from the Alamo. I asked if she said "Alamo-sey on over there later!"

She called me a dweeb and I laughed at my own joke for a good five minutes.

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👤︎ u/ReksEffect
📅︎ May 05 2015
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