Animal punning is my favourite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catsaresneaky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Animal puns πŸ‘Œ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Venrathim823
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My wife when I won't stop making animal puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turboboob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Nothing like good old animal puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAWSco
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Just wanted to share this animal pun card I made. :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/csunshiney
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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People get mad at me for always making marine animal puns.

I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Your Best Animal Puns!!!

Let's see what you can doe...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaladinNerd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2012
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My friend made a animal pun

It was terribull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sulphurbrick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Animals puns for wedding tables...

We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.

Reddit, how can we improve these?

Moose - I find you amoosing.

Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.

Owl - Owl always love you.

Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.

Skunk - I stink you're sweet!

Bunny - Everybunny loves you!

Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?

Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.

Wolf - Wolf you marry me?

Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!

Turtle - You're turtley amazing.

Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.

Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.

Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!

Raven - Can't stop raven about you.

Turkey - I could just gobble you up!

Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.

Deer - I love you deerly!

Goose - You give me goose bumps.

Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.

Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TonyMcConkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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Great Animal Puns and Pun Pics puntenialtimes.com/animal…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punwriter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2013
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Animal Puns?

Toucan play that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pats5lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Yes a animal pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Msusparten130
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2012
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Galactus and Godzilla in an animated pun that is hard to swallow youtube.com/watch?v=na5Un…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRLDFX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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Petco has a new Covid vaccine for animals & humans. In tests, some people have reported excessive hair growth on their hands. I'm going to get it anyway...

but it does give me paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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My family used to own a farm with prize winning animals

The cows were udderly awesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What's the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?

Annie Mae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!

It’s considered a foul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OH-Beans
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What is the cheapest animal?

A male deer, its only one buck. A female deer is more expensive doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Only_Survivor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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My wife works in animal medicine and rolled her eyes at me. "Where does a vet who specializes in neutering live?"

A cull-de-sack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What's the strongest animal in the sea?

A mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torchpenny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What animal is the best at preparing for trips?

Elemphants, cause they are pachyderms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zspratt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.

It’s a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I had to throw an entire box of animal crackers away.

The seal was broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Which animal has the biggest breasts

A zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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My dad saw an ad for game with heavily armed animals. He asked me what they gave the naked mole rats.

I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chiefmudbear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids

then it behooves you to become a centaur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Which animal has mental health issues?

A Bi-Polar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c088l3rs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Why are fish the most educated animal?

Thy spend their whole life in a school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Dane-No-Gain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I couldn't believe that someone said they were going to turn me into an animal.

It really gave me paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Need an ark to save some animals ?

I Noah guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What animal comes after 10?

Elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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You know the animal that kills the most people in the world?

The Hepatitis Bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What does an animal do when a predator is nearby?

It preys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guanjiawen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My friend creates hybrid animals. She made a cow with human glutes. It turned out to be so cute!

I really like to look at her butt-ox!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...

...it's crickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotTooSpecial
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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My wife raises animals and also sells medicines

She's a farmercist

(based on a true story)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewormPL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Pawesome puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do call an animal that knows if you're lying?

Sealion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Passw0rdSUCKS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I can't bear animal puns
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