'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
Let's see what you can doe...
We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.
Reddit, how can we improve these?
Moose - I find you amoosing.
Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.
Owl - Owl always love you.
Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.
Skunk - I stink you're sweet!
Bunny - Everybunny loves you!
Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?
Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.
Wolf - Wolf you marry me?
Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!
Turtle - You're turtley amazing.
Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.
Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.
Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!
Raven - Can't stop raven about you.
Turkey - I could just gobble you up!
Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.
Deer - I love you deerly!
Goose - You give me goose bumps.
Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.
Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.
but it does give me paws.
The cows were udderly awesome.
Annie Mae.
It’s considered a foul
A male deer, its only one buck. A female deer is more expensive doe.
A cull-de-sack
Elemphants, cause they are pachyderms.
It’s a Shih Tzu
The seal was broken.
A polar bear.
I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.
then it behooves you to become a centaur.
A Bi-Polar Bear
Thy spend their whole life in a school.
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
It really gave me paws.
The Hepatitis Bee
It preys.
I really like to look at her butt-ox!
...it's crickets.
She's a farmercist
(based on a true story)
Sealion
Nature abhors a vacuum.
