The very first self-driving vehicle was invented by the Amish in the 1700's...
..the horse was great, the car was a little buggy.
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What do you get when you cross an Amish man with an octopus?
I don't know either but it sure can pick corn!!
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What do you call an amish man with his hand up a horse's a**?
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Whatβs an Amish womanβs fantasy?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I was going to tell an Amish joke, but it's a bit insensitive
But then I remembered they'll never read it here anyways.
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How did we know we were driving through Amish country?
By the bad Yoder in the air.
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You know why Amish SUVs get such bad mileage?
Because theyβre real grass-guzzlers.
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The Amish have begun moving to New England.
They will be called Mainennites.
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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
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What's an Amish person's favorite raisin?
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Do you suppose Amish pyromaniacs practice barn razing?
When Amish build barns it's called "barn raising". But raze is also a term to destroy, ruin or flatten.
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Amish
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Why donβt the Amish drink alcohol?
Because theyβre always on the wagon.
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︎ Jul 27 2019
My Amish friend invited me to a house party this weekend!
We're about to get churnt up!
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︎ Oct 14 2019
A schwing and a Amish
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︎ Jan 27 2019
The Amish can't use pneumatic tools.
They only use oldmatic tools.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Have you heard of the new Amish rapper?
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︎ Apr 19 2019
He's a man on Amish-ion
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︎ May 01 2019
The Amish have an auto-immune disease.
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︎ Nov 27 2018
What type of music do Amish people like
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︎ Mar 16 2019
This time of year, everyone should know the symptoms of the Amish flu.
First you get a little horse, then a little buggy.
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This is my home. Yes I live in an amish pair of dice.
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︎ Sep 21 2018
Amish dad outside making butter.
So whose churn is it next?
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︎ Feb 18 2019
How did the Amish know they didn't prepare their butter right?
It left their stomach churning.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
What is an Amish man's favorite dried fruit?
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Did you hear about the Amish prostitute?
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My dad and I are driving down the highway when we see a sign for fresh Amish cheese...
The sign- "Made with real Amish milk!"
My dad- "Huh, I wasn't aware you can milk the Amish."
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Amish murderers get the acoustic chair.
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︎ Aug 20 2017
How can you tell if Amish people live on a particular road?
It has a "no outlet" sign.
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︎ Apr 03 2016
How do the Amish hunt deer?
They sneak up on it and build a barn around it.
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We went to parade in rural Ohio yesterday and saw a lot of Amish folks
But I did not see anyone that was completely Am.
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Amish or Mennonites?
My fiancee and I were driving when we passed two men who appeared to be Amish riding their bikes.
She asked if they were Amish, or Mennonites...
I replied, "No, those are men on bikes."
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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?
clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG BANG clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop
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Amish man got Vanilla Ice on first episode of Vanilla Ice goes Amish. "Did you know I also sing solo?"
"Solo you can't hear it."
My sister-in-law pulled it up on Netflix because it looked like a good laugh. As soon as the old man said that I was dying.
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Any time we drove through Amish Country.
Dad: How did the Amish Girl get in trouble?
Me: ugh...
Dad: Too many Mennonite.
Ok, I'll admit it, it always makes me laugh.
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Why did the Amish girl get excommunicated?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
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What's an amish favorite type of raisin?
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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
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Why did the Amish girl get disfellowshipped?
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What type of music do Amish people like
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